Ayatollah Hermione

Lol @ that wife from Haiti jumping for a header with both arms outstretched directly above her head

I could definitely see us identifying another RCB as a priority over LB atm, just on numbers alone tbh. Maybe they see Targett and Livramento, with Burn covering there and LCB as sufficient until we get to January and one of the left backs on our list becomes available. I still think we see a couple of young players come in later on in the window to float between U23 and the first team without being registered. I know we were linked with Jebbison from Sheffield United and could easily see us getting a couple that fit that profile. Probably a striker and a keeper

My mate is a Leicester fan and he says he’s been consistently good for a few seasons. Says he’s a player who routinely got past Brendan’s awful tactics and rescued them

Should put him and Barnes next to each other on the same flight out to the US. They’ll either become best friends or detest each other. Either way, it’ll make for great squad building

Livramento, Barnes and Tonali would be outrageous business before we’ve even reached August

Congrats, Strawb. Hope you’re enjoying this fine moment of peace while you still can

Went up for this and thought it was a decent enough test for the lads. First half we were very good, without threatening too much and even in the second half, I thought the kids did a pretty admirable job. Miley, Murphy and Ashby stood out as players who could well have a future. First time in Ibrox and I’m very disappointed that they fired out goal music when they scored.

If we were linked with Maxi who was playing for Brentford and he had the STATS he had last season, no cunt would want him. Especially if the other option was a player who smashed in 13 from the wing in a relegated team. Sort of exciting to watch on his day but that’s only about 3 times a season and we need to circumvent the status quo stabiliser that is FFP. If this move funds Barnes, Livramento and a couple of others, it’s an absolute no brainer

This thing still won’t let me call my team “COVID U-19s” ffs

How many teams around us have went on a spending spree anyway? In the league full stop? Man Utd have got Mount and that’s it, Chelsea are too busy selling 3/4 of their team, Arsenal seem like they’re so hung up on Rice that they haven’t started addressing everywhere else. Spurs have brought a couple in but they had to considering they had such a poor season last year. Liverpool have bought a couple but again, they still feel like a team in transition and it’ll take a few windows for them to get back to their best. Even Villa, who are apparently going to now be unbeatable, have only brought in two players, one of which was a free agent. Im sure in an ideal world, Howe would have them all in by the US tour but that’s not how it works

We have until September tbf. And I don’t believe for a second that we’re done after Barnes. Saw something with Kieran Maguire essentially saying that transfers are subject to amortisation and calculating in terms of the larger transfer fees is a fools move. Also, Barnes frees up Gordon to move to the right/centre and Joelinton back into the middle, instead of wedging two lads that aren’t naturals over there

I assume Henderson will get slated for championing LGBTQ+ and equality causes and then going over there? Or will that be neatly avoided because of Liverpool and England?

Man who previously wrote “Newcastle will only spend £75 million” now annoyed that Newcastle pay only spend £75 million

Nearly everything we’ve done so far has been scrutinised within an inch of its life, I’m not sure we’re going to start flogging players to Saudi for daft fees like. Typical that we’d be the only club who couldn’t benefit from it Never change, Newcastle

They know that a sizeable amount of our daft shites will watch it though

Doesn’t mention what happened next which was two muckle seagulls picking him up by the epaulets and carrying him off in the distance

I love how “MLF” territory consists of just about everywhere in the North East but “Mag” territory can only extend from Barrack Road to Grey Street

Sheffield United moved ffs. Just as I was planning on heading down for it, now if I want to, I’ll have to take the Monday off work. Lick my plums

Any humour has long since dried up. Change the record, kidda

I would like to retract any previous smokescreen comments and welcome Harvey Moonface to the fold

Surf Cafe, my dude. My preference is whatever the Big Mac is. “Ronald” something or other. Spicy loaded fries are top drawer as well

Brack Burger is lush btw.

Threads seems like another side of the Facebook/Instagram coin which have both become unusable due to their insistence on forcing you to see shite you don’t even follow and aren’t even interested in. Not to mention the constant adverts

Anyone watched Hijack? Absolutely fucking stupid popcorn flick style nonsense but done well enough that it’s enjoyable. Well plotted out

I’d pay for his lass’ Gousto subscription. Holy Moly