Kitman

How many signings do we need? Only 3 or 4 signings according to Pardew. If thats true we're fucked imo

And so it starts woth an opening bid of 3 or 4 players in from Pardew. Based on previous summers this will eventually translate into no players in and shola on a pay for play contract.

The club has to wipe its arse as they never tire of pointing out. I may have paraphrased that a little.

Surely we won't offer another contract to shola ?

I'd rather get rid of our rotten manager and coaches than any young player with potential. I think vuckic's chance has probably been and gone though due to injuries.

Thats more like it. Our aim next season is to be utterly mediocre. Woop.

Top 8 next season? Whoa lets not set the bar too high..

No

I think he'd sack Pardew if he cared. Whether he cares is anyone's guess.

That really is a shit article from moncur. Reads like it was transcribed word for word from a conversation at the pub.

As if 10th is any kind of target for a season. Let's all aim to be middle of the road yay!

Comical Alan

Are the fans chanting for Pardews head, or have they gone home already?

Ah the classic car Cock Piss Pardew model

We wuz shit not being one of them

The widely predicted bumming is coming to pass. No doubt Pardew will have some world class excuses lined up in advance...

I wonder how many losses Pardew can string together before he's sacked. Abysmal.

Playing Dan Gosling sums up Pardew's desperation doesn't it? A player who's been in the exit lounge for most of the season….

RIP

I'm not sure we're financially stable enough to sign a mackem makeweight. We should leave those expensive permanent deals to the big boys like Stoke and Southampton. Perhaps there's a nice cheap less ginger European player we can get in on loan?

So in other words, Ben Arfa is to blame for our appalling second half of season? Yeah, right Alan….

Pardews press conferences are the equivalent of a shithouse door banging in the wind. He has nothing remotely interesting to say.

Moyes seems a considerable upgrade on pardew and his clowns to me. Not that the fat cuntroller would have the foresight to appoint him anyway

And the French would eat it…..

If this season was a horse, they'd shoot it