Kitman

Fingers crossed!

How sad. Still might not be too bad if it's a case of popping a few pills in her chow?

I wouldn't be surprised if HBA extended his contract

I recommend a nice latte. From a coffee shop

Bugger. Hope she makes a full recovery.....I assume it's possible.....

Nice

Sorry to hear that. What's wrong with her?

I think he's injured and will be out of contract at the end of the season iirc. So not likely to get another game.

Bullseye!

Yes but I don't think they've got the money to throw around atm on fees and wages. They've spunked a shitload on average players in recent years is my impression

Happy birthday

You're an IT ninja though, it wouldn't dare.....

Do some exercise, man

Good to see a stronger bench these days. Squidward not included..

Id've thrown in a tab as well if they let you smoke at the match

That's probably quite Gallic. If done with a shrug and a sulky face that is, whilst muttering something under their breath

I'm not sure Liverpool are that attractive anymore, so it comes down to transfer fee and wages. If the fee's a problem, difficult to see it happening. I'd be more worried if a top club were after him than Liverpool. Presumably a decent offer from PSG would see him leave but I could see him going somewhere like Arsenal

It's nice to see both clubs are heading in the right direction

I can't get used to the club investing in decent full backs. They must have hidden his position when they pitched it to the hierarchy....

I expect Harps is finished at the club, isn't he?

Is the Marty Party on or off then? Now they're below us in the table again, presumably they're calling for his bollocks on a spike?

It's sad that he has to toady to get on the pitch, his talent should be enough

Yes. They could both do with putting on some weight too....

I'm already worrying about him getting poached