Kitman

I see both he has two strikers out with injuries already. Fancy that. It’s not too early to complain about being down to the bare bones, is it?

Guys, GUYS, can’t we all just be friends?

I’m really sorry to hear you’re suffering. Wishing you all the best, I know its a cliche but it really is one day at a time. The people who love you will still love and support you.

These women are going to become household names. Especially the blonde one with the nice arse whose name I forget. I’ll get me coat

Anyway I’ve been following it closely and winning the world cup is a great thing for the women’s game. So jolly well done!

Well done to the England ladies, a great achievement. I just hope with all this excitement that they didn’t forget to get tea ready and do the ironing before they left for Wembley

I don’t know who this crap is aimed at. The fans know he’s a shit manager employed by a shit owner at a desperate time in our history. Nothing will ever change that. If he’s remembered at all, it will be a base line for clueless managers we all hated. Edit: I’d add that if I was a non NUFC fan I wouldnt be interested in the cunt. He’s a small time manager who’s pretty much failed everywhere he’s been,and has left hated by a large portion of the fanbase.

If you ever saw Windsor Davies in It Aint Half Hot Mum, “which name does you prefer” makes perfect sense. Especially if it has “la di da Gunner Graham” at the end after it

Foreshore

In a passport sense. He can pretend he’s Dutch otherwise

If I was a Forest fan, my concern would be whether he will actually give a fuck or not. If he does put the effort in and stays fit, this could be a great deal for them. However there must be a reason he couldnt get in a poor Man Utd side and I suspect it's his attitude

Nice one. A significant advantage in Europe I assume.

Congratulations mate. Next stop dual citizenship!

Shame. Tharg will be gutted

Nice to see Tarkovski got on the scoresheet already

I think 24th is generous tbh

Absolutely. I’d add that a lot of the noise in the press is probably coming from agents looking to talk up their clients.

I was going to say something derogatory after watching about 30 seconds of him whinging about his hotel bed (they obviously use a different detergent to his mam), but I would just end up feeling bad….it’s like picking on the simple kid who doesn’t know any different

Just went over to RTG for a quick look. Wished I hadn’t. First thread “Players who are shite” (correct answer: all of them). Second thread NUFC sportswashing (now up to a gazillion pages). It’s more like a therapy tool for window lickers and manic depressives than a football messageboard. Haven’t they got any better to do? Actually probably not.

This is what I think too. I don’t think anybody in the press has the inside track on what’s going on behind the scenes; the owners and management know we are short in attack and Ive no doubt they will address it. The reality is that we are shopping in the high end stores now not Ashleys poundland….so unless the player or the club want a transfer (like pouty Hugo), we will have to prise targets away from unwilling sellers. That process often goes down to deadline day for a number of reasons (and theres also the matter of moving the deadwood on). I doubt its a budgetary issue so much as an availability issue.

Thats a cold snap in Aussie…

It’s hasta la vista baby as his contract is up at the end of the season

Indeed. May they rest in piss

Theres certainly a massive tit in the mirror