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I can see Maddison going a similar way to Gordon. Club asks for silly money until they have to sell for something more reasonable.

I wouldn’t assume that Gallagher wants to join us. Maddison sounds keener from what I’ve read but Leicester will want silly money for him. It sounds like their owner is propping them up.

Fair enough if you’re going to Wembley to contest the elite competitions, but let’s not pretend eh. The only reason you went there was because you were fucking shite, its not even good enough to be described as mediocre. You’re proud you were competing in the Papa Smurf Cup and the 2nd division playoffs, honestly? Id want to keep that quiet tbh

Didnt he survive a major heart attack? I may have imagined that however, cba to google

I’m afraid it sounds to me like a story invented by someone who isn’t all that bright and desperate for acceptance on a weird troglodyte forum

It goes without saying but Marquee Moon is an amazing album. Shame, RIP

If they had anything about them as a football club, they wouldn’t be so desperate for validation and recognition. Of course no one gives a shit about them so they make up stories instead, usually involving unlikely encounters with complete strangers who have to tell them how great they are. I don’t know what’s sadder, the cretins who come up with this guff on RTG or the morons who lap it up.

Okay

I agree toonotl. As people are saying, I think there are parallels with the reaction to Bellamy’s signing. I remember quotes from the Coventry City forum along the lines of ‘you’ve been done/ he’s crap/ Ill drive him there myself.’ The lad seems pacey and skilful with an eye for goal and willingness to graft. Plus a strong will to win. Sounds like he’ll fit right in - I dont see how his transfer can be a bad thing for us at all, but time will tell. $40m seems about the going rate for a young British well rated attacking player. His aggressive snidey behaviour doesnt bother me at all as long as he doesnt get sent off. Im sure theyll have done their research on him as a person so lets wait and see how he turns out.

I can see three big tits in this picture

Agreed. Its a terrible injury and not something I’d wish for either

Were you sitting down?

Glue, frequently and in large quantities. It explains everything

They’re arguably a mid-table championship side based on reality and not glue

Preparing a bid. Or drafting a fax as we used to call it

Not only is this making up of scenarios utterly mental, but why bother obsessing over our back line? I can honestly only name one player from their team - Luke O’Nien if he’s still there - because he appeared in the two or three episodes of STID I’ve watched. I haven’t a clue who their GK or defenders are. I also have no idea about their defensive stats nor do I give a shit. I find it really weird this is a talking point for some of them.

Its an embarrassment really. They’d have been better off with no page, so people would assume somebody genuinely famous must follow them. Which obviously isn’t the case based on this…

They’ll just have to wave their empty crisp packets instead

I think he’ll run his contract down and leave on a free, probably to an overseas club. Which will serve Levy right.

It’ll be Beout sport if he’s on there with those two

Even just in the here and now you’d think they must be desperate to move on loads of players. I haven’t checked but there must be loads of expensive spare wheels who can’t even make the 25 man squad. That must be costing them in terms of money and morale if they cant at least be loaned out

Also the fact that with the mackems it needs a whip round to buy one packet of crisps Actually on second thoughts…

Im board with this