Kitman

Played for 30 years or so. Still shite, hovering around 90 if I get time to play, which I dont very often. Unfortunately its a game where you expect to play like your best round, but never do. ”A good walk ruined” just about sums it up

speaks more sense than your average royal

Aussie rules used to be a game for thugs and hard men. I’ve never cared for it though, too much long kicking (bit like watching Allardyce’s toon)

that Robert Smith interview. Sums it up beautifully…

I couldn't agree more Sammy. Surely only a matter of time in both Aussie and NZ. I’d rather have Jonah Lomu as head of state here and he’s dead. Chaz can stay as King in the Solomon Islands, if they want it, as long as him and his family live there.

I’m happy to have left all of this bullshit behind tbpfh. I have dual NZ/UK citizenship so I can pretend it’s none of my business but I find the whole thing embarrassing. My missus (who isn’t British) laps up all of this nonsense of course, but she doesn’t get the connection between the pomp and ceremony and the centuries of servility that underpin the institution and the establishment. And it’s a waste of time trying to explain it as I just end up sounding like an old grouch. Honestly I took one look at the middle aged men in silly outfits (waving around silver pointy sticks that Ken Dodd would've been proud of) and I thought fuck this no thanks. What goes through these peoples minds…how do they take this medieval cos play nonsense seriously and look at themselves in the mirror? Why do people turn out to cheer and wave flags for this bunch of chinless sponging invertebrates? Tldr They can stick their “liege lord” bollocks up their arse imo. I’d vote for a republic tomorrow here or there given half a chance.

The goal line officials used to look like they’ve been pulled out of a butcher’s shop to help out too. Dunno if they still wear that get up?

There’s a new star in heaven tonight (* sob *). If we get the fucking holiday.

it’s only useful in one direction

Looks like a railway station, only less useful

He likes to come in the back gate innit fnaar fnaar

Not on me, no. Maybe I was thinking of the bright side of the road. Or the clean end of the arse

Im a sitter and proud of it. Funnily enough I was originally a stander, but crossed to the sunny side of the street when we had the original thread about this, which was probably about 10 years ago (shudder) You just can’t fault the logic of sitting to wipe. Unless you have some kind of deformity, in which case you deserve sympathy

I had Omicron about 3 months ago. And I actually live in New Zealand.

Convict’s apparently

The latter. Been at the sauerkraut innit

Pure speculation on my part but I wonder if hes turned toxic and Howe is desperate to get him out asap

It is very strange. I can only imagine hes been promised something as it makes no sense to go from being a bench warmer to being a bench warmer

Sticking todger in daughter? I’ll get me coat

I’d be happy with standard head in her case * baddumtish *

Unfinished business. Or maybe unfinished bacon

I wonder if Wilson is destined for the subs bench when he’s fit again. If he consistently starts, he consistently gets injured

I thought that was pretty good actually

It’s probably been said already, but the sort of players we’ve been after also want to play in the champions league. It’s not as simple as waving money around, we have to convince them we can meet their ambitions….after being a club with no ambition and a track record of failure and mediocrity for 15 years. But yeah, we can change all that in 2 or 3 windows.

WBA lost tonight in the second round of the EFL cup. To Derby, who are in L1 and nearly went out of existence recently. Well fancy that.