Kitman

If you ever saw Windsor Davies in It Aint Half Hot Mum, “which name does you prefer” makes perfect sense. Especially if it has “la di da Gunner Graham” at the end after it

Foreshore

In a passport sense. He can pretend he’s Dutch otherwise

If I was a Forest fan, my concern would be whether he will actually give a fuck or not. If he does put the effort in and stays fit, this could be a great deal for them. However there must be a reason he couldnt get in a poor Man Utd side and I suspect it's his attitude

Nice one. A significant advantage in Europe I assume.

Congratulations mate. Next stop dual citizenship!

Shame. Tharg will be gutted

Nice to see Tarkovski got on the scoresheet already

I think 24th is generous tbh

Absolutely. I’d add that a lot of the noise in the press is probably coming from agents looking to talk up their clients.

I was going to say something derogatory after watching about 30 seconds of him whinging about his hotel bed (they obviously use a different detergent to his mam), but I would just end up feeling bad….it’s like picking on the simple kid who doesn’t know any different

Just went over to RTG for a quick look. Wished I hadn’t. First thread “Players who are shite” (correct answer: all of them). Second thread NUFC sportswashing (now up to a gazillion pages). It’s more like a therapy tool for window lickers and manic depressives than a football messageboard. Haven’t they got any better to do? Actually probably not.

This is what I think too. I don’t think anybody in the press has the inside track on what’s going on behind the scenes; the owners and management know we are short in attack and Ive no doubt they will address it. The reality is that we are shopping in the high end stores now not Ashleys poundland….so unless the player or the club want a transfer (like pouty Hugo), we will have to prise targets away from unwilling sellers. That process often goes down to deadline day for a number of reasons (and theres also the matter of moving the deadwood on). I doubt its a budgetary issue so much as an availability issue.

Thats a cold snap in Aussie…

It’s hasta la vista baby as his contract is up at the end of the season

Indeed. May they rest in piss

Theres certainly a massive tit in the mirror

Ekitike turned us down because he’s a MLF, he’s just waiting the next takeover when there will be billions to spend, my mate met him on holiday and reckons he thinks theyre bigger than Barca, FTM six in a row

I’m not sure what is more far fetched….that a mafioso would have any knowledge of or interest in SAFC, or that this idiot has travelled further than Washington Services.

Stands to resin

Which one’s the Sunderland player?

Must be nice to sack himself for a change

15 in a row FTM

It is pretty impressive for a run of the mill third tier side