Kitman

The amount of times I've heard (from their fans) that they've got a 30,000/35,000/40,000 Waiting list! Haha, fuck off! Dunno why they want to stay in the same area with a new stadium anyway, biggest shithole I've ever been to. Yes, it's a grim area with shit transport links iirc. Doubt it's improved much since I was there years ago.

So basically we're looking at signing an over-the-hill never-has-been journeyman to lump the ball up to? Fuck me I'd rather go with an academy player.

Looks like she just popped in for pizza

Aye, as if Chez wouldn't know how to pick up. I swear he could land on Mars and 30 minutes later you'd find him lounging in a deck chair passing the dutchie to the green man on his right. Pass the dutchie on the left hand side, surely?

I dunno whyyou pickin onme you can fuk off if you not lik my typing i say your a stupid cuntanyway me an mymate kevin goin toget you if you don lik it you can go elswhere or don read my posts innit

Shacked, yesh for shure as we shay in my country. Saw a piccy of him on the beeb. Looks like he's been hitting the bottle too much....there's the look of Steve Bruce's watery eyes and purple complexion about him.....

She looks a bit rough and I don't think the cardie suits her. The girl at the front looks fit though.....

Nice one Stevie. Can't imagine you saying 'crikey', mind. I was half expecting the piece to finish "so jolly well done to the chaps!"

Sounds like a made up story to me. Someone might be bitter we beat them 4-4......

Sounds a bit far fetched to me. Leaving aside his playing talent, isn't he on the long term injury list?

Just googled it. Izzard did 43 marathons in 51 days in 2009 with 5 weeks training beforehand.....

Didn't Eddie Izzard of all people do an incredible amount of marathons recently or something?

Wenger was doing the same as he always does, one of the reasons I can't stick the bloke or his team. Saying how he didn't see the incident and generally whinging about how they were hard done by, cry me a fucking river. Yes. Sky always come in their pants about what a great team they are but no-one talks about their constant snidey fouls and cheaty ways. Add to that an unlikeable whinging manager and Lee fucking Dixon and it's no wonder I dislike them so much.

I feel sorry for Stevie missing out on one of the greatest comebacks in premiership history......not that you'd have guessed it at half time

He makes stuff up? He's in good company with Ashley and Llambias then....

Finally saw the highlights. What a fucking match! Edit: One thing was clear to me from watching it on telly - Wenger can stick it up his arse whinging about the sending off. Barton took the ball cleanly and Diaby then completely overreacted and got himself sent off needlessly.

If barton pplayed for England, it's a certainty he'd pick up a serious injury knowing our luck

Selling club-tastic... Pardew: "Mike, you told me Carroll wasn't for sale. How am I going to do my job if you sell our best players?" Ashley: "Fuck off Pardew, I do what I like. Tiote's next by the way, I've had some cracking offers."

This. End of thread tbh. Seconded. Arguing the merits of one over the other either is daft imo.

Knew it's been too good to be true. I know it's a long shot but maybe that's just a way of stopping us getting our eyes taken out. I mean if we promise to be spending £35m on transfer fees we're going to be getting £35m quotes on players. For the record I'm not saying that this is definitely what the case is, it could easily be that we spend nothing. It's the longest of long shots. Everyone knows how we operate these days, loans and bargains

He got an icepick that made his ears burn? or for Kevin, he got facepack that made his ears brown

Why would you say that?

I can't think why. Llambias and Rapey are already working on bringing a replacement in the summer who'll bang in 30 goals a season (on loan, for 15k a week). Joey will see the light when that happens, oh yes.

Good point. Even better, why don't we burn down SJP?