Kitman

Joe Harvey eat your heart out, here's Chrissie Hughton....

its not even that though, they're under a very real threat of not existing at all anymore, would I accept NUFC winning the FA cup for us to not exist 2 years down the line absolutely not Fair point but personally I don't think anyone will let Pompey go down the gurgler. Too much money to lose if that happens.

Plan? What is this plan of which you speak?

All the best

Complete and utter madness. But consider this: would you trade a lifetime of being also rans and make weights for one glorious moment in the sunshine, watching your team lift a major domestic trophy, in the certain knowledge that it would send the club down the shitter a year or so later? A brief and intoxicating taste of glory at new Wembley, warming your cockles on many a cold winter's night, although you know you'll watch your club ripped to bits by faceless accountants and bankers? Tough choice for me. I'm 42 and I doubt whether the toon will win a major trophy in my lifetime. I wonder how many Pompey fans would make that pact with the devil and do it all again, for that one sweet moment?

Winning this league means nothing. Going up is the only thing that matters imo.

That would be the Western governments who needed a new bogeyman - you really need to watch The Power of Nightmares. So the "bogeymen" who commited Lockerbie, 9/11, 7/7 and the failed exploding undercrackers are figments of my government fuelled imagination, ah ok thing is it wasn't the fundamentalist clerics that deported him/them.......it was his/their own government Weren't these people deported from overseas territories though? I didn't think the basis of the lawsuit was that they were deported from Britain......I thought they are suing the British govt for being complicit in their detention in Guatanamo following their seizure overseas by the CIA? Apologies if I have that wrong, I can't be arsed to read back through the thread......

Is there any really cool artefacts in these here pyramids?

I imagine you've mastered talking to sheep by now. Better believe it, baaaaaaaaaby Baa-baa-baby shirley? OK, I fluffed the delivery

I imagine you've mastered talking to sheep by now. Better believe it, baaaaaaaaaby

I think there are some interesting people on here. Doubt I'll ever meet any of them.

If you'd ever seen Conan The Barbarian, all of this would be obvious. It's all in there.

Smith didn't make it off the bench all night. Lends some credence to the OP.

Fair play to Accadaccadingdong, he was nearly right

Geddin. Now let's mullah them.

Bugger. Do I not like that.

I'm "watching" the match on BBC Livetext. I've as much idea as you. For instance: 26:34 Centre by Jonas Gutierrez, clearance made by Richard Wood.

I wouldn't. I expect there comes a point where money ceases to have meaning and you're spending just for the sake of it. Not because you really want something but because it's something to do, or a way of showing that you're better than everyone else in OK magazine. Next week the fish tank will be on the rubbish tip and he'll install something equally tasteless and expensive because he's bored or some other player's bubble headed WAG has just got one. He can do what he likes with his money, it's not his fault he's paid ridiculous wages I suppose, but personally I would feel guilty. Especially in the current economic climate.

For Valentine's Day?! WHAT SORT OF MONSTER ARE YOU?!!!

What a waste of money. Must be hard to stomach this sort of thing if you're on the hard cards.

Madam Palm and her five lovely daughters.......

Nowt. I'm married FFS, that makes me exempt

I think politicians are mentally ill to a degree. Overweening self importance, inability to accept alternative points of view, self seeking, arrogant, attention seeking, obsessive and with an irrational desire to be the centre of attention. Like most of the posters on here in fact

This makes me feel quite happy. It shouldn't, but it does.