Kitman

You're plainly making this up as you go along! I warned you this obsession with vibrators was unhealthy....

what a massive load of crap

I'm probably being unduly cynical. Just goes to show how suspicious I am of these feckers now.

This. We need a convincing win.

Signing Williamson probably means Colo's on his way

..don't forget, we've still got the last minute sale of one of our better players to look forward to. im still fully expecting this to happen. Nailed on. My money's on selling Coloccini for a knockdown price - it'll trim the wage bill and since Steven Taylor's injured, it would make no sense in football terms. Thus making it irresistible to Mike and Del Boy.

I'm afraid while Mr Ashley owns our club we will continue to sell our best players. Still, its being run like a business now which is what was wanted. Anyway, what is your ex username ? Leazes man change the fucking record, you boring old cock. You're a grown man embarrassing himself by arguing like a 5 year old. Gem, I found the naive ignorant posts boring as fuck mate as I kept saying, and those who complained about the old regime have no grounds for complaint now, whether you like it or not. We are going nowhere under Ashley, or nowhere near the level we should be at, just stating a fact. Fill the ground, make money, spend less and compete at a lower level. That, appears to be success to our new owner and what he wants and also what a lot of people wanted ie a business. Fact. The sooner he is out the better although unbelievably there are people out there who could still be worse again. I don't think anyone is disagreeing with the fact that the sooner the current owners fuck off the better, Leazes. It's taken as read now. Exactly. I can't recall a single word on here in praise or defence of Ashley. It hardly needs saying that he's a clueless club wrecker, that much is obvious. the point being, that so many clueless cunts said exactly the same thing when we were playing regularly in europe, buying top international ooopps sorry trophy players and were embarrassed by it all. The likes of manc-mag being a prime example Whatever. The frightening thing is that there are people out there who would be even worse than Mike Ashley which puts the previous era into even more perspective. I've got the point you're making. If you ask me which regime did a better job for the club and the supporters, Ashley or the Shepherd/Halls, I'd say it was the latter. I think you've been proved right in that respect. Regarding your last point I'd hope that Ashley is the low water mark of inept ownership but of course we could end up with someone worse still. However he's been so disastrous that it's a risk I for one would gladly take, in the hope that no-one could be quite so bad. There's always the risk that he sells up to whoever offers him the right amount of money and they turn out to be a disaster. Like Sir John Hall did in fact. I think he still wants away from the club and will go if the price is right. With the wrong purchaser the club could end up horribly overladen with debt like Man Utd or Liverpool or starved of cash like Portsmouth. Or with a lot of luck we could be the next Man City or Chelsea. Who knows? But at this point it seems like the club will continue to decline unless something happens to attract new investment and stop the mismanagement.

I'm afraid while Mr Ashley owns our club we will continue to sell our best players. Still, its being run like a business now which is what was wanted. Anyway, what is your ex username ? Leazes man change the fucking record, you boring old cock. You're a grown man embarrassing himself by arguing like a 5 year old. Gem, I found the naive ignorant posts boring as fuck mate as I kept saying, and those who complained about the old regime have no grounds for complaint now, whether you like it or not. We are going nowhere under Ashley, or nowhere near the level we should be at, just stating a fact. Fill the ground, make money, spend less and compete at a lower level. That, appears to be success to our new owner and what he wants and also what a lot of people wanted ie a business. Fact. The sooner he is out the better although unbelievably there are people out there who could still be worse again. I don't think anyone is disagreeing with the fact that the sooner the current owners fuck off the better, Leazes. It's taken as read now. Exactly. I can't recall a single word on here in praise or defence of Ashley. It hardly needs saying that he's a clueless club wrecker, that much is obvious.

If she'd had her pipes fixed, she wouldn't have got pregnant in the first place Bad luck, Mr F. One of those days.

Hard but fair

Surely you can't argue hair growth is not normal sir? FFS don't start the owld git on beards. In half an hour he'll have supped his last half of Scotch and be on here railing against the left wing beardy weirdys. " We didn't have bearded footballers under Shepherd & Hall. In my life experience , only terrorists have beards...." To be fair, beards are fucking appalling. Grow a beard if you're a member of CAMRA and like beer out of your own tankard. Otherwise steer well clear imo.

THey don't need to go to Spain to save money on tax. They just need Harry Redknapp's phone number

Tell me why I have to be "oh so careful" when discussing the dead sea wallahs? Not saying you do, but if you're prejudice against Jews rather than just dismayed by the actions of Israeli Jews it's lacking in balance and devalues any valid points you might make on that subject. Just like my prejudice against fatties makes my view carry less weight.* *B'dum dum tsssh I get that and I agree with you and Alex actually sometimes my anger and irritation comes close to the edge, I'm well aware of that....But tell me everytime I hightlight some new wrong doing do you really want to know if the Jews are from New York (the new settlers in Jerusalem who are buying out Palestinian families) or whether the Jews are from Washington or Tel Aviv and the specifity of their variation of the Talmud etc....Course you don't its a football board and sometimes I just use blanket terms...I don't want to have to use safety winks and make sure I balance all post regarding Israel - Jews etc Cause if I do ON HERE it only shows their power, that their hegemony has filtered down even to a toon board. Get me? Sheesh, here he is with the Jews again already

Pace? What would we want with pace?

I prefer plebeian. 'Plebian' is how proles spell it.

I'm not nervous about flying, I'm nervous about people with exploding underpants

Let's hope no-one gets a sore testicle.....

or to give a second opinion?

Happy days

I can't even pretend to know who he is. I can't even pretend to disagree

If they've offered decent wages and a transfer fee that might have made some difference.

Stary stary mite Paint your palette blue and grey Look out on a summer's day With eyes that know the darkness in my soul I considered doing that myself, thought someone else might thanks I'm nothing if not predictable

I can't pretend to be other than completely underwhelmed by this. He's probably like Andy O'Brien, only not as good. Still I suppose a signing is better than no signing, although if it's for a fee it probably signals the departure of Coloccini or Saylor. I'd hate to think this is the best we can do, but maybe it is.

Stary stary mite Paint your palette blue and grey Look out on a summer's day With eyes that know the darkness in my soul