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I can't even pretend to know who he is. I can't even pretend to disagree

If they've offered decent wages and a transfer fee that might have made some difference.

Stary stary mite Paint your palette blue and grey Look out on a summer's day With eyes that know the darkness in my soul I considered doing that myself, thought someone else might thanks I'm nothing if not predictable

I can't pretend to be other than completely underwhelmed by this. He's probably like Andy O'Brien, only not as good. Still I suppose a signing is better than no signing, although if it's for a fee it probably signals the departure of Coloccini or Saylor. I'd hate to think this is the best we can do, but maybe it is.

Stary stary mite Paint your palette blue and grey Look out on a summer's day With eyes that know the darkness in my soul

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Insist on them getting tested for STDs before you date them. That'll sort out the timewasters.

Why sign anyone else? Joey Barton coming back will be like a new signing

Hey ho another point on the march to glory. "Watching" on BBC livetext I fully expected us to get beaten 3-2 in extra time so the point was a relief.

Good player but made of glass, unfortunately for us.

Quality will out. Big Sam just needs to be given time* *according to his mates in the press

Now there's an enduring image

It really doesn't matter what Chris Hughton wants.

A price tag of 5 mill is about 5 mill more than we'd have to spend.

It's all very well Barton making the right noises in the press. So what? How about repaying some of the vast wages he's picked up over the last 2 years, and the negative press we've endured, with some performances on the pitch?

Geremi = a waste of space. I look forward to seeing the money reinvested in the first team, Mr Ashley.

Absolutely. Very best of luck TR

Agree the last sentence totally the first bit I disagree with though, I think the likes of Taylor, Nolan, Jonas, Colo and to an extent Shola will all be on the radar for some of the "bigger" clubs in the Prem. There's bound to be some panic buying going on. Not only are we a selling club, we also seem to be push overs when it comes to negotiating ("How much? OK, it's a deal!". These days I think anybody would be sold for a 3m offer, to anybody (including Sunderland). The bargain hunters will be sniffing round. I'd add Enrique to the list.

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I'm very gloomy about it. We've ended every transfer window under Ashley in worse shape than before it, I don't expect any difference this time around. Complacency and incompetence again.

Yes, he's learnt a lot about avoiding confrontation . I'm just waiting for Chris Hughton to say "Having Joey back is just like signing a new player". Which no doubt he'll say if we don't in fact sign any new players.

We should be able to take 6 points off the bottom teams. We plainly lack invention. Very disappointing.

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