Kitman

Stary stary mite Paint your palette blue and grey Look out on a summer's day With eyes that know the darkness in my soul

I'm doing your lass right now.You got something to say about that ? ill come and jizz all over your mams face Careful you don't do your back in digging her up mind. oh god That's what your lass said as I burst her starfish. Fisted

Insist on them getting tested for STDs before you date them. That'll sort out the timewasters.

Why sign anyone else? Joey Barton coming back will be like a new signing

Hey ho another point on the march to glory. "Watching" on BBC livetext I fully expected us to get beaten 3-2 in extra time so the point was a relief.

Good player but made of glass, unfortunately for us.

Quality will out. Big Sam just needs to be given time* *according to his mates in the press

Now there's an enduring image

It really doesn't matter what Chris Hughton wants.

A price tag of 5 mill is about 5 mill more than we'd have to spend.

It's all very well Barton making the right noises in the press. So what? How about repaying some of the vast wages he's picked up over the last 2 years, and the negative press we've endured, with some performances on the pitch?

Geremi = a waste of space. I look forward to seeing the money reinvested in the first team, Mr Ashley.

Absolutely. Very best of luck TR

Agree the last sentence totally the first bit I disagree with though, I think the likes of Taylor, Nolan, Jonas, Colo and to an extent Shola will all be on the radar for some of the "bigger" clubs in the Prem. There's bound to be some panic buying going on. Not only are we a selling club, we also seem to be push overs when it comes to negotiating ("How much? OK, it's a deal!". These days I think anybody would be sold for a 3m offer, to anybody (including Sunderland). The bargain hunters will be sniffing round. I'd add Enrique to the list.

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I'm very gloomy about it. We've ended every transfer window under Ashley in worse shape than before it, I don't expect any difference this time around. Complacency and incompetence again.

Yes, he's learnt a lot about avoiding confrontation . I'm just waiting for Chris Hughton to say "Having Joey back is just like signing a new player". Which no doubt he'll say if we don't in fact sign any new players.

We should be able to take 6 points off the bottom teams. We plainly lack invention. Very disappointing.

Jamie Oliver?

I will try to drink less and exercise more. Like every year

I thought the good Dr was going to say that he was so hungover that he'd never drink again!

Usual shit , banging on about her horrible anus. My day was the direct opposite to yours, food & climate wise. However, surrounded by family, totally relaxed, and superb. Enjoy Boxing Day mate. 2-0 to us I reckon. Cheers mate and the same to you. You were half right with the score! All this talk of food on here is making me hungry again. Pigs in blankets anyone?

Well we're into boxing day in NZ. Xmas morning we had 16 people over for 11-ses with the sun splitting the stones. Bruschetta/pesto, smoked salmon/soda bread and satay chicken from the bbq, washed down with bucks fizz. Got quite drunk so we all went for a swim in the sea and lay on the beach for an hour or two to pull round.. Xmas tea was roast lamb, finished on the bbq, bbq fish, potato salad (with horseradish, creme fraiche and bacon), cucumber salad with rice wine dressing and avocado/spring onion/chilli salad with balsamic dressing. Followed by strawberry pavlova. Sat out boozing till late, now hung over. About as un-trad as I've ever got! Hope you all had a fab one. Did the Queen say anything interesting?

Merry Christmas everybody! Only an hour to go in good old NZ, Santa will be on his sleigh already.....

You're all heart!