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No point he'll be in Dubai drumming up business. We'll be the Sheikh-el-Kebabi Arena from next season.

A load of tripe from start to finish. As usual. The idea that premiership footballers suffer punitive taxes is particularly funny, poor lambs.

Yup. This thread is officially dead.

The thing is, Ashley has no concept of the club's history and doesn't care one jot about it. He'll do it because other clubs have done it and it makes money which he can siphon straight into his pocket. I dread to think what sort of company would want to do it btw. They'd have to be totally clueless.

Perhaps a matchday streak across the pitch, ending at the Platinum Club with tickets pulled from your backside? If it's good enough for LLambias....

I'm not surprised by anything Ashley does anymore. Except show his face on Tyneside.

More shizzle and still no sale. I'm going to boycoutt this thread from now on. The watched pot and all that.

I've got nothing against Blackburn Rovers but I can't stand Allardyce. He's got whining and negativity down to an art form.

Indeed, Nelsen would be a huge loss. If NZ beat Bahrain, the "All Whites" qualify for the World Cup. Would be a massive achievement if they qualify - total population of 4 million, one professional footy team and most blokes play rugby union or league (the ones who aren't fishing or tinkering with cars). The match is at home, so fingers crossed.

Big Sam gets found out again lol.

If we insist on prohibition, criminalising the dealer and not the user's the way to go imo. Personally I'm in favour of legalising it and taxing it like booze. People pretty much the world over ignore laws against cannabis, especially young people. NZ apparently has the 3rd largest use of cannabis per capita in the world.

Happy birthday youngster

just most of the time......and Cid i agree that does seem cheap for an 'O' That's cos it grows on trees, innit. Without some sleazy drug dealer as a middle man, it should be cheap

Alternatively sell the Earth to Mike Ashley, and watch him turn it to shit within 2 years

The pharmacist told me to take the drops for 3/4 days and then go to the doc. I don't think there is a panic on....It's only the left eye anyway. It ain't your good eye. That's the spirit

Any manager with any ambition wouldn't come within a million miles of us. No money, no chance to form a team, lots of bullshit, cost cutting etc. You'd have to be desperate to take the job in the first place or mad

I assume you're talking about your brown eye Mr P? For heaven's sake, what have you been up to?

Vindicated x 2

Look, some folk on here know me, and know I work a lot in India. Some people I know over here have been insistent that Anil Ambani is ready to make a bid. I told them (on numerous occasions) to stop trying to wind me up, but they keep coming back with the same story. Just saying, like. Where are you working in India? The Rajput Tandoori, Clapham Common

Bold move if true. Some players have a mental age of 13, and will take some managing, but presumably she's got balls I think its a distinct possibility when you look at this pic. Meat and 2 veg in fact

Based on what? I'm a bit dubious about your predictions, Oh Mystic Smeg, after the Benny Benitez thread on N-O

Unfortunately my bad habits followed me

* Tom strokes his hairy palms together *

Bold move if true. Some players have a mental age of 13, and will take some managing, but presumably she's got balls

Well said. We have no future under Ashley, the sooner he goes the better.