Kitman

This is the only way to cope really. I've checked out of reading the regular news for a while now. I don't have a lot of faith in the press anymore anyway ttt

Lovely

It's dare

We all wondered why the fuck we signed Harvey Barnes and now we know....

This picture did not come up when I googled hot bitch summer....

I hope you're right and we can look forward to that hot mitch summer promised by Gemmill. The club gambled on getting through without reinforcements and it's worked so far thanks to our brilliant manager and staff and not playing in Europe. Hopefully we can qualify for the CL now and then go for gold on transfers on the back of it. Phase 2 is obviously needed if we're to kick on and retain our best players.

The mental gymnastics they go through to appear to be not bothered Apparently the six Division 1 titles they've accumulated is now what makes them superior to us. Because they can't claim to have won a more recent domestic trophy

I went on RTG to soak up the schadenfreude. Seemed a mix between bitter jealousy, anger at having shit owners, and pretend indifference with a side helping of racism. They're also rounding on their manager because theyre not in the promotion spots and his football is boring or something. Plainly getting ready to hound him out. Absolutely wonderful.

Imagine that!

Worse than that, Im at work!!!! Well sort of lol

Fucking amazing! So happy for everyone! Pinching myself here, weve only gone and done it!

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss fucking geddin you beauties!!!!

Cmon lets have 5 minutes of shithousery to get us over the line

Fuck me 8 fucking minutes

Howay the lads!

Let's face it lads, their biggest match of the season is coming up on Sunday

Nice. If you like the exterior to look like a medical cushion that is....

Im no fan of Rangers but Im happy they knocked out Fenerbahce. I can't stand Mourinho, what a pouty whingeing motherfucker, fuck off back to Turkey and stay there.

Basically this

Yep, pyschopaths every one of them. The only things they care about is loss of money and loss of face. Hopefully Ratcliffe continues to get both in large measure from the Salford Reds

I really enjoy the way Ratcliffe and Amorim witter on endlessly in the press about how shit they're doing and what a clusterfuck their club is. As if it doesn't reflect badly on them! In their situation I'd say it's better to say nothing and look stupid, than open your mouths and confirm it.

Great result, no new injuries or suspensions too. Good stuff lads

Overplaying Botman when he'd just returned from long term injury feels more like asking for trouble than rolling the dice

Peter Schamone?

These swap deals they come up with are the stuff of fever dreams