Kitman

Poor thing. It'll be on the glue next

I thought we should sell him in the summer

He's arrogant enough to think he was going to be transformative for them. Which to be fair he has been

I expect Keith talks to the pigeons about us too. On the rare occasions he goes out...

Which he probably pretends he isn't bothered about...

Great result lads, get in! Give it Mad Dog

I dunno, he might be deluded enough to think he should be a regular starter. Is he still the main striker at Everton?

I'm hoping this is just his agent trying to drum up interest in a free transfer. I really can't see why we'd be interested with his record

That and the fact he doesn't actually do any management or coaching

I agree with Dr Gloom, I think Mitchell will shop abroad for new players with great potential and a lower price tag. I'd be very surprised if we shell out big bucks for the likes of Mbuemo or Elanga, assuming that they're even available. I get the sense that Mitchell was brought in to get us away from expensive transfers, which rules out older and established PL players. I dont think there's any chance we'll go for the likes of Grealish, which is a good thing imo Of course you never know, a marquee signing might be approved if we make the champions league, and they were a genuinely elite player. However I expect we'll be looking to bring in 4 or 5 quality players - with several players leaving - so we wont spunk most of our transfer budget on one player.

This is very true

I tend to be sceptical of these stories because most of Eddie's signings have been under the radar. I think we'll be linked with a lot of bullshit players this summer

2 goals in 32 appearances for Everton

His agent.

Sounds like feral behaviour. Either he's becoming a bit odd or hes trying to get sacked.

Yes. I think their model assumes they can move on senior players on long term contracts like Mudryk for decent fees, and make a fat profit on some of the junior players they've been stockpiling. If they can't do that and there's no CL football, they'll have a huge wage bill, a bloated and disaffected squad, and not enough income to cover their losses. Here's hoping 🤞

Great result that. Brentford are a tricky side and good away from home, so we've done well to win it. Wouldn't mind signing Mbuemo either.

the never ending quest for relevance....

No can do

You're obviously a talisman of mackem non-achievement 🖖

This is just embarrassing, I'm glad theyre not obsessed

That was excellent 👏

PSR optional for Chelsea

John Cooper Clarke?

Nope