Kitman

Strange that no-one else has ever knocked Shearer’s England record. I wonder why that could be?

“Don’t stand lad, take a pew” ”Righto, don’t mind if I do. Hnnnnnnnh”

Incidentally our ownership doesn’t invalidate a thing, we will enjoy any success massively and rub it in, SUCK IT UP BITCHES!

We all know if the mackems were offered limitless pots of cash from a noxious oligarch or nation state, they would snap their hands off. Then tie themselves in knots trying to justify why it’s okay. North Korea would be a perfect fit for them (if they weren’t foreign). There’s no moral high ground here, it’s just because it’s us. The amount of tine and effort they put into their bullshit is hilarious. They’re like deranged monkeys at the zoo flinging poo at the visitors, there’s no logic to it. The only thing they’re outraged about is our success.

Everything they post on RTG

FYP FYP

Im not convinced that they’re one of the bigger fish in the championship

Thanks Andrew, you’re right he’s not that old (he’s only 53, I thought he was in his 60s lol). Turns out he’s just thick…..

These old pundits like Sherwood make me laugh. They’re like some old fucker in a dressing gown standing on a door step ranting on about the yoof of today to no one in particular. I mean its not like they’re totally out of touch and too lazy to put the work and stay relevant. Or that they sit around in the pub swapping unfounded opinions and tropes among themselves that they then trot out an air as some sort of expert insight, because they “actually played the game innit”. I mean they’re absolutely right, it’s the same game of 11 v 11 kickabout with a round ball it always was.: Tactics? Its all bollocks son. Flair player? Give him a reducer son. Counterattacking? Just hit it long son. High press? They dont like it up em Mr Mannering. Trequartista? I dont eat that foreign muck, whose round is it anyway Deano? Etc

I particularly dislike ‘preparing to make a bid’. Do or not do, there is no preparing.

Yes, the days of taking an over priced Man Utd cast off should be gone. This belongs to the Brucey era which Edwards is still stuck in

In that case he should have been sat in a half empty stand, shat on his seat, and left 15 minutes before the final whistle having bewed the team throughout

This just in: Sunderland AFC has announced an important new project at The Stadium of Light. Dubbed “The Big Shite Change”, fans are invited to come to the club to take part in an exciting clean up of all of the stadium’s toilet facilities. “No toilet will be left behind”, says Marketing Director Charlie Methven. “Encouraging fans to play their part in cleaning up the toilets is part of our policy of re-engaging with fans- as toilet fans ourselves, Donald and I know how important it is for supporters to have ownership of their own toilet facilities. Plus we’d like them to stop shitting on the floor and on their own seats”. Fans are invited to come along to the Stadium on 1 April to mingle with the staff and players you’ve never heard of and mop up some piss. Marigolds and SAFC themed bog brushes will be provided and can be kept as souvenirs and collectibles. ”What a great day out for the whole family!” said Methven. “Stewart and I really wish we could be there, honestly we do, but we’re really looking forward to seeing what our great fans can do for The Big Shite Change!”

“It makes you wonder what their homes are like” Erm, not really

Why the fuck does Kevin even care? What a fucking plum

58% of statistics are made up anyway

The age old desperate search for relevance. I suppose when your club is the poster child for mediocrity, an also ran toiling away in the second division, devoid of interest or glamour, you latch on to a foreign club that you identify with to try to get some relevance and stardust by association. But come on marras, choose a club youve actually got some history with, eh. If you can find one that is….not having played in Europe since the early 70s and coming from a shithole town that decent people recoil in horror from, I can understand its a bit of a challenge…

The so-called accountants

It sounds like he wants the sack

tbh any sensible fans should be satisfied with a top half finish outside the play off places? SAFC has been starved of funds by the chuckle bros and for many years has scraped by in D2. Mid table in D1 would be a solid effort imo.

Iyam the mackems have more in common with us under Ashley than the likes of Brighton. The norm for us before Bruce was a bang average manager, a bang average squad topped up with loans and contract extensions, and a lack of investment in every area of the club.

You don’t turn down Rotherham

Tramp Nou or possibly the Marracana. Or in their case the Marracannat.