Kitman

Fact is though, unless we bring in a few (and/or some loans) an injury streak like Roeder's and we'd be playing with a youth team. Not really sure why people think we won't bring more players in... Hope so, the difference is the usual panic is like everyone running about screaming that their ship may hit an iceburg (might happen, but unlikely). But starting a season with a tiny squad is more like trying to cross the Atlantic with only half the fuel you think you'll need and hoping for favourable weather to get you there (might happen, but also unlikely). Admittedly we don't have the number of games to worry about, but still I think we're about as small a squad as a Premiership team can get away with, and it'll still cost us points over the season. TBH the time to worry will be Tue morning if deals haven't been secured. Then we can talk about how good our youth development policy is going to be

I'm with you now im starting to worry!!! we got 72 hours to get in 4 players now...we have started well this season and i think many of us have high hopes for a good cup run and top 6 finish come the end of the season, i dont think that will happen if this weekend goes pair shaped in the transfer department. Shaped like a pair of what? Shut up im angry typing

Have to admit, that one got me too. I wasn't thinking about Parky there you know, just to clear that up. I'm more Scottish Moor grouse mate. Hoots mon a pheasant plucker?

I'm with you now im starting to worry!!! we got 72 hours to get in 4 players now...we have started well this season and i think many of us have high hopes for a good cup run and top 6 finish come the end of the season, i dont think that will happen if this weekend goes pair shaped in the transfer department. Shaped like a pair of what?

12m for Milner?

I'm sure that's what's behind it Chez. Nip it in the bud and all that

Wasn't that "Shirtlifters of the world unite and take over"?

Having your hopes cruelly dashed is what supporting the toon is all about

They could easily have standing areas with no Hillsboro type issues and that would help the atmosphere massively imo. They won't allow it because they don't want rowdy pissed up working class fans enjoying themselves.....not good for the image of the game. It's got nothing at all to do with safety

I think what the PFA gadgee said is more credible - he's played a lot, his deal's 2 years old, he reckons he's due an upgrade. O'Neill sniffing around just gives him leverage

I woud like to get Fellatio

I reckon we have and furthermore it was clever to keep it secret incase it affects the price of the incoming player. wow, i really cant imagine us being that clever but if it turns out to be true it really is the beginning of a brand new rosy chapter for the toon! perhaps mixed my metaphors a little there though, can chapters really be rosy? Sounds a bit Barbara Cartland to me

FYP FMP

Aye, he needs some platinum and diamond jewellery to really fulfil his potential. No, he just isn't very good. And I think he's fulfilled his potential. What you see is what you get. He hasn't even got a youtube rap career ffs, what sort of "footballer" is he? The thing is though, wankers like Bellamy and even Dyer are, quite simply, different class to that carthorse. Bling is directly proportional to footballing prowess, he's his own worst enemy. Shearer's form nose dived when he had his secret collection of Du Rag's stolen. I thought it was due to the missing Givenchy handbag? Could be: Shearer and Rob Lee in usual after training gear. That's Dyer in the white surely? The hand suggests he now has motor neurone disease? What bad luck with injuries

FYP

Aye, he needs some platinum and diamond jewellery to really fulfil his potential. No, he just isn't very good. And I think he's fulfilled his potential. What you see is what you get. He hasn't even got a youtube rap career ffs, what sort of "footballer" is he? He's keepin' it real, homes

After pounding Arse? Now there's an enduring image

That begs the question. Your grammar? You're grammar? It's relative

I have to admit I'm beginning to feel a bit worried. The band's playing, the ship's sailing, but isn't that damn iceberg looming a bit large? Surely the captain knows what he's doing? Whey it's all under control, the crew know what they're doing, relax........

Grammar Nazis 1 Ant 0 Grammar's important. So's Grandpa

Agree totally. We should call him a spotty cunt a few more times in case he's browsing.

I hope we're not on the phone to Willie McKay again for a replacement

Did you bother to read the press release? No, I just wanted to join in with the hysteria . FFS, he's utterly average. The only issue is the timing....if we can get someone else in, he can fuck off as far as I'm concerned

Is there going to be anybody left at this rate? Is this another cost cutting measure? Are Keegan and Terry Mac going to play so Ashley gets his money's worth out of them? WE DEMAND ANSWERS!

I'm confident we'll get 2/3 players in. Stay frosty. Based on.....pixie dust? angel dust? parky dust?