Dazzler

The mackems will be claiming he's here to turn the screws on a critical journalist rather than to watch the match/discuss emergency plans for transfers.

Me talking about how I'd be on the front line defending our country in a hypothetical situation: Me when the government actually attempts to draft me:

How big are their fucking shoulders and where are their arms? I'm left with more questions than answers.

It's only this window that has gone down to the wire because we've not got the wiggle room to spend without selling first.

These aren't really fair comparisons IMO. Mac Allister had a release clause if an elite club came in for him. We wouldn't have qualified as "elite" so would have probably been looking at £60m+, which is more than Tonali. Kovacic was sold for FFP reasons since they'd spunked a billion on wingers. Tonali was a snip compared to Caicedo or Rice - though whether he's in their league in terms of ability still remains to be seen given his suspension.

Na, there's no freedom at stake, imaginary WMDs to look for or oil to pillage so they're not arsed.

48 votes - all Wraith on sock accounts Tbf his screenplay about the Sayers has a rating of 4.7 IMDb and I watched about 30 seconds of it before knocking it off. So no, he's a shite producer too and we can add shite screenwriter to the list too I'll give him his dues, he's succeeded at two things - 1) failure, 2) being a bit of a twat.

Standard yank behaviour tbf. 1) Take something that doesn't belong to you; and/or 2) Nuke it.

Shite at that too. I forgot he also failed as a documentary maker. He made a documentary about online trolls because he didn't care for people pointing out all of his failures on social media

That will only come to light if he ever stops being shite at grifting*. See below: *But I have no doubt he's tried his hand at the owld diddling

It's a fucking joke truth be told. I was brought up on dole money, and it seemed to be easy back then - just say you'd looked for work and you'd be fine - but the idea that it's sufficient enough for someone that has grafted for years and needs something to tide them over until they find and start another job is mental. A food shop is more than £86 a week these days!

He's shite at that too. Recent history has shown that if he was any good at the grift he'd be being investigated for heinous sex crimes.

"Steve - You've tried your hand at everything. Bouncer, Public Relations, journalist, podcaster, author, actor, politician, YouTuber, west end gangster fluffer, protester. Is there anything you can do?"

I think they are expecting you to invest it in bitcoin tbh.

Fucking hell the dole must have properly shot up since the last time I signed on!

Now can you teach him how to "stitch them together"?

Well if @Nefilim is saying Miggy is staying then that is that.

"I've just had a bath, a drink and moved house - thanks Storm Jocelyn"

Let's also not forget the time he tried to play politician as a tory and came last - in an election that included the BNP

I'm guessing it's do the best we can with what we have available. If we can get a few back to fitness and get on a bit of a run, great but no great shakes given what's happened so far with injuries.

Carver's run was even worse tbf, I think Pardew lost 6 games on the bounce and this ended it, and Carver's was 8 games lost on the bounce

Pardew was still the manager for that game, wasn't he? I am sure Carver didn't become the interim manager until the season after.