Dazzler
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I tried that during the Schar and Murphy interview but it kept cutting to that lass and it spoiled it -
Murphy is so middle class
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Bruno for going another game without a yellow for me. Now he can get someone snapped against Luton.
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Did he even get a first yellow?
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We're going 6 at the back
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That fucking Italian cunt who should be suspended with Sandro is a cheating little cunt like, everything he does is a foul the fucking snide.
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Trips has obviously managed to convince his missus he's never even heard of the Vermont considering he's been back to his best since the mackem game.
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He's scored every goal this season with his left peg, I think he's just not sussed he's left footed yet
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Howay Dubs now is the time to redo your laces not kick the ball up field.
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How the fuck did Longstaff not score there man fucking hell.
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We're just shithousing them now to get one of them sent off and they are biting beautifully
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Douglas Luis and mcGinn need a Dyer and Bowyer scrap.
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Now is the time to panic though. Miggy is limping, Isak didn't look good going off. We're completely fucked.
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Heading into Feb with no strikers, one winger as a makeshift centre forward and one winger in Murphy just returning to fitness is fucking terrifying when you think about it. Something tells me we're going to see some movement tomorrow at least on loan, we can't carry on with what we have. I wonder if Forest will lend us Wood back for a bit, just to take the edge off their losses
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Bruno putting himself forward for consideration to the academy for best supporting actor
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Bailey has changed the game for them. He's been class since he come on and got Burn on strings. It's a shame like coz Burn had been class up to that sub.
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We've got another Miley, Joe White and some young Man City kid we've yet to announce - none of whom Howe will play What will be fun is when Bruno gets a straight red (which he's overdue IMO) and we're fucked for three games instead of the two he'll get for picking up a yellow.
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They only have so much time in a single day. Aside from bribing low level people within the sport they also have to murder journalists, treat women to the occasional stoning and throw the LGBT community off roofs. They do this every day, with zero exceptions. There's just no time to bribe the PL, UEFA and FIFA to turn a blind eye to our dodgy FFP deeds.
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So then I can presume one of the following is true 1) You either have the stretchiest trousers in the world to be split that far at the ankles without tearing or; 2) You wear pants with a trap door
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"Or did they both?" This misses the distinct and most likely possibility that both clubs are losers here.
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Which situation is correct? 1) You shit straight into your pants. 2) You remove your foot from one pant leg and strategically place the pants to the outside of the other leg and shit straight onto the grass 3) You have a particularly high arsehole so when you shite it shoots away from you at a 90 degree angle clearing the dropped trousers (and hitting the piss police like a poo missile)
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But there are people that will still confidently claim that FFP isn't real and that the owners have failed badly
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At this point the Sunderland 'model' is more like the 'model' in that Netflix documentary who murdered kittens by putting them in vacuum bags than it is an actual business model.
