Dazzler

Aye, he'll be one of the many Man City youth players that are good enough to make it, but will never get the chance there. With our injuries and Tonali you'd like to think (and I suspect he'll expect) he'll get a few chances from the bench

Possibly, but we're just about to sign the next big thing (or so our twitter fans will have you believe) from Man City, so our answers our solved. We're still fucked without Trippier IMO though so should be having Bayern's duds down on the fee.

18 years old, so older than Miley and banging in goals for fun in the U18 - get the cunt in and on the bench for the Fulham match - he can replace one of the many, many goalies.

It's a 33 year old that's integral to the leadership in the squad, and the way we play though. Without replacing his assists we're pretty fucked so despite his age he's worth so much more to the club than 15m euros.

Was it not Hopey who said we wanted €14m the other day?

Is Exile the same bloke from the Sunlin til I die series with about 3 teeth crying in the stands who's infamous on the socials for biting at mags on the wind up, and also for crying on Facebook because his wife keeps leaving him? If not, they seem very similar.

Or the casual homophobia they spew whenever they "defend" the LGBT community.

He wasn't worried about getting stoned in Saudi Arabia while he was playing over there and getting paid half a million a week tax free.

Make sure you listening out for popping noises down the line. It could be problems with the connection, or him giving his arse a rest.

Shite swap that mind

Alvarez is injured so presumably he comes straight into his position. They then have a problem once he's back as he's been very good for them.

It could be anyone. Thoughts and prayers to the stripey half of Madrid when they try to recruit them into the cult of football fwends.

Tbf when you have E. Coli the shite is usually getting further away from you at a rather rapid rate so this isn't a fair example.

No, I believe they just pay a few quid a month to show everyone how cool and important they are. It's reserved for the most intelligent and level headed people only. Definitely not a vanity thing, and definitely not only used by the biggest, loudest, most obnoxious, racist, transphobic, homophobic fucktards to spew their bile whilst being protected by a direct debit from a huge sex pest from South Africa who makes shit cars and thinks he's Tony Stark. It's definitely not that.

I think someone needs to do a welfare check on him, no way he comes out of this other than swinging from his landing.

You forgot to mention the patreon, such a failure only qualifies you to mod the Maxi thread.

"Teyms from the North East of England (no fuckin mags though, marra), Bizkaia and the rest of the Basque Country via English Language (I'm presuming English is the first language of the Basque Country) and shite football"

Isn't a close up of runny shite just a brown square really?

As someone who had a foreskin until my teens, and is now without a foreskin I can confirm the accuracy of this statement. Also, have you seen this?

Or to cover the loans from the clubs to cover the cost of her legal row with barclays maybe.

Piss and shit has a habit of fading plastic (I have no idea if this is scientifically accurate but let's just say it is).

Gibbs-White, Solanke and Phillips would be a canny little window all things considered like even if it meant losing Trippier (seems increasingly likely with each passing hour - but for £11m fuck off), Wilson and Miggy.

Funny that, the way RTG go on I thought Exile ate north east based sports journalists for breakfast.

Is it too late to back out of the deal with Adidas? I don't want them if this is what we've got to look forward to.

If an Ancient Roman was found frozen in time and suddenly defrosted/reanimated he would walk into Sunderland and question why it hasn't changed in 2000 years. He'd just be muttering in latin "what the fuck lads, I think you missed a bit when you were modernising."