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Na, I'm alright mate, cheers.

Straight swap for Jarrod Bowen and Paqueta and it's a done deal.

Nor is knowing the difference between socialism and communism which he's clearly alluding too in his prior post.

Based on what evidence? Is it a chore being such a edgelord conspiracy theorist?

Thoughts and prayers to your missus at this difficult time.

No, you're a biblical giant (spelled incorrectly), but his point still stands.

*From the shadows* "Are you there, Simon Bird?" "Yes" "You're still a cunt"

FYP

Please fucking tell me "Robert" isn't Laurent Robert being used in the same breath as Beckham and Zidane .. You've said some bat shit mental stuff on here in your short time posting but that would be the most straight jacket worthy.

And yet there are still some tory members who'd wank themselves into a coma if he announced that he wanted to become the tory leader again.

It might be time to release Tranquillo Barnetta and Hamza Choudhry from the dungeons in Jesmond Dene House!

I swear I read somewhere that conscription age had been increased to 50 (or likely would be in the event of another world war) so there's a lot of people expecting to slip out that may be fucked (if the hypothetical event comes to pass). Knowing it is unavoidable if and when it happens my heart says that my background as a bean counter gets me a cushy little analyst job in a bunker somewhere, however my head knows my upbringing in the west end will result in me being cannon fodder

Na it won't because the backward hillbillies that love him will not have the braincells necessary to realise he's making these howlers. Especially considering they all hated Obama because they've committed full time to the owld racism, so whenever he's slagging off Biden using Obama's name they'll be loving it, even though it clearly shows how unfit he is for office - among the other obvious reasons. He could shit himself live on air, directly into a maga hat and wipe his arse on a klan hood and they'd still vote him in.

Donald "first American president not to start a war" Trump will push the button on Iran on the same day as the inauguration. He was desperate to go to war with them until COVID came along and ruined his plans. If he gets in WW3 is inevitable IMO. Hopefully, he succumbs to his dementia before then, as it's becoming even more apparent that he is suffering with it considering he keeps talking about President Obama in all of his speeches/interviews despite it being almost a decade since Obama last held office.

And all that was because Wraith made fun of another west end gangster type because he was in bed with said gangster type's mortal enemies. The whole thing was hilarious but I stopped paying attention at the point of the hearse as it had peaked for me

Just as a very basic example. Raw data: Unique/Filter formula returns: This is based on a formula of =UNIQUE(FILTER('Raw Data'!$A:$A,'Raw Data'!$B:$B="Fail"))

Have you tried a UNIQUE(FILTER()) formula?

Even shitter when you consider half the Ukrainian troops were lads conscripted with no military background and sent to us for a fortnight's worth of training

I honestly think we're the first to get nuked so there'd be no lovely ladies left unless they've been GI Jane'd. In the event of an actual conflict it's probably going to be safer on the front lines than it will be back in old Blighty where the best you can hope for is dying in the initial blast rather than slowly dying due to the radiation.

The mackems will be claiming he's here to turn the screws on a critical journalist rather than to watch the match/discuss emergency plans for transfers.

Me talking about how I'd be on the front line defending our country in a hypothetical situation: Me when the government actually attempts to draft me:

How big are their fucking shoulders and where are their arms? I'm left with more questions than answers.

It's only this window that has gone down to the wire because we've not got the wiggle room to spend without selling first.

These aren't really fair comparisons IMO. Mac Allister had a release clause if an elite club came in for him. We wouldn't have qualified as "elite" so would have probably been looking at £60m+, which is more than Tonali. Kovacic was sold for FFP reasons since they'd spunked a billion on wingers. Tonali was a snip compared to Caicedo or Rice - though whether he's in their league in terms of ability still remains to be seen given his suspension.