Dazzler

Except Trippier who has left them all on unread in the group chat whilst he frantically tries to find a suitable divorce lawyer.

Neville:

*insert Jaysus reaction*

"They miss Maguire on corners, he's was a big weapon for them" He still is a fucking weapon.

The definition of insanity: admitting your team has played shit, listen to pundits, fans and your own squad say they have played shit...and changing absolutely fuck all and expecting it to improve. Get the fucking pizza hut bag back out and use it as a punishment any time Southgate does or says something fucking insane.

That's because he's Irish, mate.

That's the second time his dodgy tackle has gotten him into trouble in the last 24 hours

Kane playing in a triple pivot with Gallagher and Rice. Love to see your striker playing in defensive midfield.

And definitely not a dream of a united Ireland.

How the fuck does Rice go from “up the RA” to properly belting out god save the king? Has to be up there with all time betrayals.

Neville turns nowt down, that’s why the cunt is never off the telly. Fake news.

One change man. Gordon and palmer aren’t going to kick a ball in anger at this tournament

Where the fuck is Mbappe? No chance Mbappe would miss out.

Tom Cruise is 5'7 but he also wears lifts in his shoes and thinks an alien threw his soul into a volcano so even if he's taller than me, I still win by not being a completely tapped cretin.

I'm only 5'7" and I am fairly confident I am taller than him.

Let's spare a thought for the German brass that's going to get her ear chewed off tonight because of this shit.

3 weeks ago you picked the same line up as a bloke who uses a pool noodle to eat soup so he doesn’t drown in it

“Please don’t hurt my family.”

I can't get my head around all of the far-right gobshites slamming people like Corbyn with Putin's cock in their dick holster. Calling one man a commie while at the same time praising a very literal communist is fucking mental. Corbyn is/was a commie like, so they weren't wrong on that front, but still...

“Mossad? Only on a hot dog with some ketchup and fried onions.”

Dortmund couldn’t afford the £30m for an established player in Sancho. No fucking way are they spending an extra £10m on a largely untested kid. They sell sketchy youngins for that amount, they don’t buy them.

Tweaking for game three is not replacing someone playing in midfield for someone who plays in midfield imo

There's nowt in front of him, that's the problem. Kane is normally stood beside him whenever we have possession

The PSG approach to selling talented youth players.

Being a family friend of the Maxwell’s is not the flex Lawro thinks it is. Conspiracy shit aside, he’s admitting to being mates with a bloke who fraudulently shafted his employees out of hundreds of millions in pension, on top of being an all round dodgy bastard - and broke bread with his human trafficking, diddler daughter. I’d probably keep that to myself tbh