Dazzler

Piss and shit has a habit of fading plastic (I have no idea if this is scientifically accurate but let's just say it is).

Gibbs-White, Solanke and Phillips would be a canny little window all things considered like even if it meant losing Trippier (seems increasingly likely with each passing hour - but for £11m fuck off), Wilson and Miggy.

Funny that, the way RTG go on I thought Exile ate north east based sports journalists for breakfast.

Is it too late to back out of the deal with Adidas? I don't want them if this is what we've got to look forward to.

If an Ancient Roman was found frozen in time and suddenly defrosted/reanimated he would walk into Sunderland and question why it hasn't changed in 2000 years. He'd just be muttering in latin "what the fuck lads, I think you missed a bit when you were modernising."

I'd argue that both would have been equally great on the opposite wings cutting in as they were mint. Giggs probably more so than Beckham like with his pace

"Jew-lee-us See-zaire was a mackem, marra. That's why the Romans wanted to conquer Northumbreeya, to wipe out the mags."

Salah is left pegged though. He's just not useless with his right

Is this not just the undateables but presumably with more empathy shown to those looking for love?

Kimmich is a very capable RB too, iirc he started his career as a full back and was converted to CDM once he moved to Bayern.

£80m per leg, so once you factor in his right leg that's about £60m.

If it isn't then I have no idea what I'm on the borderline of anymore! However this quote is as good a reason as any on why it isn't being used these days...

That would be a fucking mental transfer. He'd do well for them, but fuck me if you'd told me a few years ago that Wilson would get relegated with Bournemouth and end up knocking in goals for Athletico I'd have laughed in your face.

How much is that in cuerics?

Hopefully Agent Dreyfus has brought in Penfold to negotiate an eight year contract extension.

AVB would probably go there, he's done shite everywhere else so he's perfect.

I only remember two things from that programme and they were both a few inches south of that one lasses face.

Every fucking day with you, you never shut up about it

"and then everyone applauded" springs to mind when it comes to epic tales of outright lies

It was carrying ca'als to Sunlin' but the mags changed it to carrying coals to Newcastle - It's just Ha'way to Howay all over again, marra.

Kate has aged so much I can't tell who is who here.

Even mackem businesses pretend to be from Newcastle to boost sales - Coals from Sunderland just wouldn't sell.

Stop being such a Bastet