Dazzler

It's Fulham in the cup next, isn't it?

These big games, pal?

Man Utd twice, Man City in the cup, Arsenal, Chelsea, PSG. Aye he's fucking shite at the big games isn't he.

"De Bruyne celebrating like it's their FA Cup final. Small time mentality." Using mackem logic to help myself through this difficult time.

Of course it's his first ever premier league goal, we're famous for conceding them.

Fuck sake man

We'd be better off going down to 10 men

I can if it's man city hearts being broken mind.

Who'd you bring on and for who though? Karius or Gillespie on for Isak?

Mackems losing at least.

Three at the back with Miggy off and Hall on I'd guess for the final few minutes. I think this match has given me suspicions that I have a heart condition. I can't cope with this

All shite. Disappointed.

Did we fuck mine was unfairly removed.

Ah that one will be tough to punnify.

Casual bit of homophobia from the defenders of LGBT rights (so long as those rights are being infringed in Saudi Arabia)

I'm new here but surely the rules state the new thread goes up at full time of the previous match - after that all bets are off. If they aren't the rules then they should be. It's a bad omen that there is not a thread filled with sausages when the match is a little more than 24 hours away.

Don't make me step up in vane only to see my thread deleted again. I don't want nor need that kind of negativity.

I mean we've gotten rid of that many youngsters, but most of them have gone to league 2 on a free and the one we could have made a decent wedge on at one point in Matty Longstaff to Udinese ended up getting injured and being shite.

Which one is she?

Wife: Merry Christmas pet, I know you've always wanted a massive cock so surprise. Husband: That's not what I meant. This rope will come in handy though. I'm off into that barn, don't follow me.

Especially considering the quality of his lass in season 1 - Until she died (spoilers - fuck off it's been out for a few years now).

You are correct it is (or was - fuck knows what night clubs exist anymore). Please feel free to quote me - in five years I would still prefer to have the biggest cock in a night club one night a week over some trophies - however, the latter is far more realistic than the former.

You've just given me my disability tbf, I can't fight lads I am presently dying the worst possible kind of death I can think of.

All governmental cycles fail in fairness or we'd only ever have had one party in power, ever. It's only the sheer spectacular nature of that failure that makes it stand out. The failures of the tories during their reign have been the most spectacular of all time - almost awe inspiring if it wasn't so fucking depressing.

I'll be 40 in 2027. Is that too old to be conscripted or will I need to come up with a fake disability to get me out of it?