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Maybe the bizzies have got the social involved given how both parents stunk of stale booze, piss and had powder burns all over their nostrils

"he's like a new signing" *shudders thinking about the Pardew days*

So the social services involvement sounds like it's a ropey slag trying to get one over on a ropey scouse cunt. Standard council estate craic tbf. I grew up around this shit, and saw many a neighbour get a knock at the door because one parent had grassed the other during a barney That said it sounds like the kid would be better off in the foster system if that's how both parents behave like. Neither sound fit or worthy to look after the poor bairn. 31 and he's going on like that is pathetic mind - He's only a few years younger than me and pretty much everyone I know / grew up with had wrapped in the 'lad' shit by about 23-24.

Not quite a red, but an easy yellow that one

If getting pissed and shouting at the telly during the match is social services worthy then I'm (and presumably most of the people on this board with kids) walking a fucking tightrope. That said, I don't do drugs and I am making an assumption that the drink and drugs are not match specific for this lad and he's bumping coke off prossies arses on a late Wednesday eve match or no match. If he's older than 22-23 then he needs a fucking slap, especially with a bairn at home. Some people are so hell bent on being 'lads' that they can't see that they look like epic thundercunts to everyone else. I don't think he gives a shit about the kid tbh, if he did he would never be doing the shit he's been doing. You don't go "I bucked three lasses over the weekend" and then "I miss my family" in the same breath - it doesn't track. This lad seems like a bit of a dick tbh

They are trying to figure out a way for Man City to get a slap on the wrist whilst also protecting themselves from a dry bumming, legally speaking, from Everton.

Aye, I'll piss myself if by tea time there is accusations of anti-competition levelled at the PL and the rules are suddenly reviewed. It isn't going to happen like.

I thought it was shite, personally. Harlan Coben has basically written one story - changed the names and locations a bit and sold it as a shit tonne of books. I don't think he's alone in doing this tbf to him, but I think the samey feel is across all of the adaptations. Safe was good, the stranger was decent but by the time I tried to watch this (purely for Keegan if truth be told) I felt like I'd already seen it a few times. I saw the twist (there's always a fucking twist) coming a mile away.

I wonder if Zaro is still checking in on this thread in absolute bewilderment. The cunt still hasn't told us how he wipes his arse.

I want them to avoid a points deduction, purely and utterly to see the reaction of the Everton fans. It's already funny seeing them hold up their shitty little "corrupt" signs, it would be even funnier if those signs were dotted with the tears of the blue mackems. That said, for consistency Man City should really have the book thrown at them with at least a 10 point deduction - they won't, but they should.

Season 1 of From was class. Season 2 felt like it struggled along a bit at times but ended really well IMO.

I reckon even if they were stripped of the titles officially I doubt their fans would give a shit. They still have the memories. So, even if we blow billions in the summer, win the league and then the CL only to be stripped of them and relegated to the Conference North I'd still remember the successes even if they aren't officially recognised. Also, imagine how fucking good Joelinton would be in the conference man. He'd smash them all to bits.

Is RTG in full blown tin foil hat mode making insane assumptions that this is MPs telling the PL to stop pissing on Saudi chips?

So he's perfect to ring in the next generation of national disappointment for England.

Wood did score a hattrick for them against us tbf. Also, I think he's done okay for them since signing. The Shelvey one is hilarious though.

It's certainly a mitigating factor but he's just massively unsuited to the role tbf. He's a great centre back, but a rubbish CDM.

@Nefilim at this very moment

Fuck that, he was absolutely fucking terrible in midfield when Bruce tried this. However, he was better than when Bruce had Miggy playing CDM.

Is Matty Longstaff still without a club? We may need to bring the little ginger bastard back. Lucas De Bolle and the shit Miley might be getting a call up to the senior squad - anyone that isn't Hendrick will do for me. Wouldn't be surprised to see us going with 5 at the back with Gordon and Miggy playing more centrally behind Isak for the next few games if we don't bring anyone in. I'd be OK with this, it worked well in Rafa's last few months.

You've got to love "Bruno one yellow away from two game suspension" when the alternative would be "Hayden fucking loves a straight red"

The FA will already be lining the cunt up to take over England after Southgate leaves in the summer even though it should be Potter's job.

Is his injury not similar to Targett's weird one from last season? His was also a seemingly vague and non-serious foot injury and yet barely made the bench the rest of the season. It's a weird one.

I can't tell the difference, personally.

here you go Isak Interview

Branthwaite and Onana on loan to get the wages off Everton's books.