Dazzler

Everton want Kalvin Phillips after that loan move

I wouldn't even say he smashed up the championship, they beat a plucky Ipswich by one point with a significantly better squad. They lost more games than Ipswich too - McKenna seems like the better manager to me based on the very little I've seen of both.

Same kind of people that would high five if some poor refugees drowned in the channel. About three teeth between them, fewer brain cells, never worked a day in their life (because of the immu'gints) but support tory because their bigotry matches. Wipe dopes like these out IMO - That'll sort out the NHS waiting lists.

Cleanest windows in the country, so long as they brushed their teeth after their coco pops.

Potato, what a fat useless cunt. Same thing.

Jorts and dress shoes were a bold choice.

I hope he plays a proper mental side with all the 11 out of position. Midget Martinez in goal, rashford at CB etc - just absolutely fucks their chance of winning the cup.

Except Ole before him and only until the poor cunt that comes in after him

"Dad, why does this shirt have a funny smell?" "You flaming galah, that's Lynx Africa." "What's Lynx Africa, Daddy?" "That's what footy players smell of when they can't be trusted to kick a footy, for fear their legs will burst into flames the minute their studs touch grass."

The only bruno they can actually afford

So we can safely rule out Barca activating Bruno's release clause if this is how skint they are.

I mean......you would shave it off wouldn't you.

Chancel Mbemba and Oba Martins dream team to the rescue

Probably played up top in place of Shearer and Big Dunc in the derby despite "allegedly" being a defender. I don't remember, I blocked out the Gullity "shexshy football" days other than the FA cup run (but I block out the final)

Our youngins got spanked off the aussies but would still put 12 past San Marino if Howe was managing them through a match

At least Sandro only bet on us to win, the absolute degenerate legend.

Getting carded intentionally could affect a result though, he's their best player (or one of) and him getting carded means he can't get as physical in midfield for fear of a second yellow - Getting an intentional booking has an influence over a match and possibly the result. If Pogba was given four years for trace amounts of PEDs in his blood then Paqueta should be looking at a similar length ban at an absolute minimum IMO, but I'd expect it to be longer.

As soon as ewerk posted my response was "THAT was Franck Dumas?!"

We need another televised celebrity civil trial to help us through. Who's Amber Heard pretending she's getting knocked about by these days?

So Howe can justify binning off this batch of youngins because they got bummed by a bunch of Aussie binmen and sparkies.