Dazzler

Most reform candidates are “that” bloke in Wetherspoons tbf. The angry, jobless, middle aged white fella that stinks of joop and stale rollies who tucks his t shirt into his trackies and sits on his own in the corner screaming “immigrants” at people just wanting to enjoy a burger and pint combo at 1 in the afternoon.

“Fathers lock up your daughters…….in the kitchen, where they belong” please tell me this isn’t real

I am happy, he’s very easy to insult.

Albert next pls.

@MrRaspberryJam took a massive fibre shit on his lawn and that’s what caused the mower to pack up.

And half of his total goals came in one match. 6 goals in 37 appearances is extremely shite for the second best team in the league. Tony Adams must be back on the peeve.

Proper ghostie that. Clean break, no arsewipe required.

I thought it was noticeable how little stick Pickford got the other night (probably because he was angling for a move here in his recent interview ) Remember when they applauded Townsend for 90 minutes straight when he played for England at their place whilst a toon player? Nah me neither.

Gazza is a degenerate but fuck me is the cunt a funny degenerate

The chair of the debate was hopeless too, she had zero control over it. They should have cut their mics off when it was the others turn to have a go.

He got a few in all honesty. But the highlight was the side slapping laughter he generated when he came out with his shite about the NHS waiting lists. “They are lower than the time when they were higher” This followed by a loud groan when he blamed the waiting lists on the doctor strikes.

It makes a change from someone else’s tbf.

The FA are pushing to have Paqueta banned for life. Oof.

“Branthwaite Carlisle born, back in the north east.” Carlisle is the north west you daft cunt.

She’s still hoping Johnson is going to fire a bastard up her. That’s where her political position is IMO. Based on zero factual evidence but I’m pretty sure it’s true.

I hope they have already had ashworth getting emails over to him from his new ineos account and Freedman grasses them.

The fact he hasn’t clocked he’s the prick in his made up story makes it even funnier. Why feel the need to prove how much of a mackem you are thousands of miles away from where anyone gives a fuck

Mackems are expecting Jordan Henderson to make the foray into management with them now, ignoring the fact he’s a mentally deficient chin dribbler.

Beat me to it. Bastard

"In his interview he played the board game operation and didn't make the fellas nose light up once. At that point I knew he was the right COO for us."