Dazzler

That's it, these are so bad I'm telling my mummy on you.

I called this tbf I'd take him even if it means going against my only code of honour - helping out Everton in any way, including financially. That said, they are still fucked even with this money so losing him and not being able to replace him will cause them a lot of problems which I am fully on board with.

I saw a fella knocked off his bike as he cycled out at the junction at the top of the General when I was in school. Cyclist never checked and moved out onto the west road straight into a car. Like most cyclists he had an issue controlling his temper and proceeded to stand up, pick his bike up and throw it off the bonnet of the car (despite the accident 100% being his fault). The fella got out of his car, decked the cyclist, and threw his bike over the wall back into the General. I saw some pretty fucked up shit growing up in the west end, but that was comfortably the most surreal. The fact that the cyclist then stood up and lobbied for witnesses - "did you see what that man just did to me?" etc, made it even funnier, as if he'd blocked out causing the accident and then vandalising not only his own property but the car of the poor cunt HE cycled into. He wandered off to the old copper station over the road and that was the last I seen of him. I presume nothing came of it, and the desk sergeant thought it was as funny as me and my mates did.

He bought them all with his Saudi blood money. They must be deductible for tax purposes and the cunt is about to be bankrupted when his next bill comes in.

Hopefully it's legit sponsorship deals and not Man City sponsorship deals. We really need to keep things by the book.

Nailed on not a single penny has been paid into NI, Council Tax or PAYE from any of the cunts at their end asking this question

They seemingly want every one this winter - Kimmich can play RB as back up to Tino, so straight swap.

They haven't got a clue, they just throw names out there and because Howe managed Bournemouth they are basically linking us with all of their players. Remember when it was Lloyd Kelly for a while, still waiting for that one to materialise.

KLD who has ties to the Saudis and did everything in his power during the derby to get into bed with them? Also "reaction to Di Canio's personal views" - His personal views were that he was a nazi and loved a bit of fascism, and everything the nazis stood for which was basically *checks notes* murder and oppression. McMackem is a fucking bonehead. Ooh lets defend someone who was all about murder and oppression (because he beat the mags 3-0 once and banned ketchup in the canteens) whilst simultaneously calling Saudi Arabia for murder and oppression.

You should at least find out which person you'd be working in if you got the job, it might be worth the minimum wage if you get to hang out the back of Sofia Vergara all day. However, if it's the Hound from Game of Thrones then it's an easy pass (or it might not be, I don't know what you're into).

Ah no Salah is paggered. Wonder how long we'll here about Liverpool's injury crisis because of it.

Perhaps he's asked for parity with Bruno. It could be argued he's worthy of being on similar/same wage. If we have to sell him because he's making mental demands then surely we're talking Rice/Caicedo money or pretty fucking close to it mind you which would help with the old FFP.

They'll be recalling Harry from his loan in the states at this rate.

I think it was just a timing thing. He was seen as the absolute opposite to the Tories as they stormed towards fascism and that made him more suitable an alternative to a new wave of labour voters than another centre left politician. Since he's stepped away he's gone clean off the deep end. Perhaps it's because (and seems most likely) he doesn't have any reason to keep a lid on the views he's always held. But his attitudes towards Israel (and inability to call out Hamas for their part in the atrocities) and now basically expecting Ukraine to roll over and usher in the second coming of the USSR is proof positive of how unfit he was to lead Labour let alone ever be PM.

To be fair to him, he thinks we should stop providing military aid to everyone including Great Britain. However, this is very bad from him, and the more time goes on the more he is leaning from Socialism into a fully fledged commy nutjob.

Charnley on the search for some Nottinghamshire based blart

I can live with all of this, but I will not tolerate the absence of a pram. What kind of monster makes their dog use their legs to move?

Is this the porn parody, and does it star a Michelle Keegan lookalike? Asking for everyone if we're being quite honest.

Moss would make a far more competent PM - poor comparison.

Ah well if Burnsie is reporting it then it's not happening. Just another Casey him, plus he was on the telly chasing aliens which I don't recall Casey doing.

The elite defenders thread is for mocking rubbish defenders. Don't sully it with legitimately good statistics.