Dazzler

Titus Bramble had the biggest cock in Digital on a Thursday night...Or he was the biggest cock in Digital on a Thursday night, I forget which. Either way I'd take either of those awards over 5 tin pot trophies.

I take it you've not watched the BBC in a while, it's been getting advertised incessantly since the start of December. It's not going to be the same as it used to be. The 2024 version of Gladiators - the sexy and scantily clad ones will be the men and the women will have too much HGH and tren in their bloodstream.

I think a centrist is the realistic alternative. The hard shift to the right by the Tories has cost them more than it will ever benefit them. No one normal wants an extreme party - otherwise Corbyn would have won by a fucking landslide years ago. The further right they go the more voters they lose and the more obscure they'll become. In a few years they'll flush the nazis out and move back to the centre once Labour have dropped the ball again. Such is the way of British politics.

Starmer sitting dead centre of the political spectrum with perhaps an earlobe hanging over to the left would be a significant improvement on what we have now. An inoffensive PM who understands the social duties of his role but who will have a keen eye on the economy will do for me. When the government is more focused on dehumanising a specific group of people that's a time to be concerned IMO. Starmer may not be the perfect labour leader in the eyes of a lot of the left, but he's pretty much the perfect one to convince the fence sitters to shift their votes from the Tories and win a GE - and he doesn't seem to be a totally odious cunt either.

UEFA aren't motivated to change the rules either as if they do something about it that is legitimately fair and allows clubs to invest within their means (I.e. hastening our growth) then the clubs who currently oppose the ESL may well change their minds and throw the whole footballing landscape up in the air. It's a tightrope really, and we need the club (or any club really) to expose some loopholes in the FFP rulebook that can be exploited. Chelsea did it with the long contracts, there must be more areas within FFP that can be exploited.

Mackems - him being younger than their centre backs blows a huge hole in their "young squad" excuses

Imagine having a serious conversation about conflict in the middle-east and the west getting involved due to attacks on merchant ships and some spanner in the group interrupts someone in the middle of speaking and THIS is his contribution. I think I'd piss myself laughing, what a fucking idiot

In short, yes - Caulkin, Waugh and Taylor Payne

FYP

The capitalisation, the abbreviation, or the giving some mackems the benefit of assuming they aren't all complete chest thumping fucktards?

Does Quiff work rolling shifts? So far Lee Ryder comes on for a few days and has a few days off. My guess is it's a disgruntled worker from the Nissan plant taking out his frustrations on us whenever he has a few days off on his continental shift patterns.

Aye - Similar to Saudi and 9/11 because the perpetrators were Saudi nationals. TBF that thread is only a handful of SMB nutters making it about football - most of it is people pointing out that Saudi supports Yemen, and that the Houthis are cunts for attacking merchant ships.

The same Saudis that are part of a coalition pulled together to help Yemen are the same Saudis who hate Yemen. Makes sense.

Okay this one made me laugh

We're celebrating it apparently.

Aah I call that pulling the ole' Ryan Fraser (who despite having dwarfism, still has longer arms than Pickford).

Fuck sake man, this season can get in the fucking bin.

The Saudis have spoken out against us doing it though (despite us bombing the people the mackems have so feverishly defended), so they will see that as justification that the UK and US are against the Saudis and we're (NUFC) still the baddies somehow. I almost guarantee that this is how they'll attempt to spin it on RTG.

I think there's been at least two examples including yours above - the other was inter-related company sponsorship. I think someone at the club was posed the question in an interview and said we wouldn't rule it out but it wasn't all we'd look at. Within days an emergency meeting is held with the PL clubs to vote on blocking inter-related party transactions. It does seem a little intentional on our part IMO, like firing a shot over the trenches to see where the flashes of return fire come from. Hopefully, it's the club building a case to take the PL and it's members to court with receipts showing every attempt to be anti-competitive to prevent our growth.

Keith Downer.

Botman. It's really just those three. I suppose Joelinton too, we spent £40m on him and he's got to be worth double that now.

He's versatile - he's shite in multiple positions.