Dazzler

Beat me to it. Bastard.

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He doesn't want help by the sounds of it though. He's pretty much bragged about having his bairn taken away because he can't stop drinking, taking sniff and rifling (what I presume are minging) slags.

If this is real then we've either decided to act against FFP and have what we need to challenge the PL (or expect to be more than 10 points clear at the top of the table by the time we get pulled about it) or our CEO has been talking absolute shite about our financial situation following the latest set of accounts - or we finally found Mike Ashley's secret bank accounts that he used for Dhillon's chippy whenever he was up north.

This one remains undefeated:

If we somehow managed to convince him to come here (even in the summer tbf), then it would suggest that we've either been telling porkies about our position re: FFP or we're flat out not arsed about it/plan to challenge it and have the receipts.

Kimmich, as in one of the best midfielders in the world? Surely not - He earns over £300k a week, I doubt he'd take a pay cut and would have teams much more able to meet his wage demands than us in for him should he be wanting a move in Jan.

Perhaps, but then who's to say the signatory's name and position is or isn't below the "For: Gaggle of Cunts" section as it's been heavily cropped? You're probably right though.

That looks too boring a letter to be faked tbh. The conspiracy theorists will be going crackers over this on Twitter

Didn't Casey claim Phillips was a done deal not so long ago?

Aye but not for a fucking footy club and I don't have the patience or inclination to start looking at the ins and outs of FFP - I have limited storage space in my head and I am getting dangerously close to forgetting how to fasten shoelaces if I start fucking about with a new skill.

You can also do what Man City and Chelsea do, which is buy talented youngsters from overseas that cost buttons. Develop them knowing they are unlikely to ever play for the club and then sell them on for inflated fees because you have the best youth set ups so everyone just assumes the kids are class. I think the profit is the key measure (stand to be corrected) - So selling Longstaff for £20m would be more favourable than selling Isak for say £75m as it is pure profit of £20m and we'd only get £15m of profit selling Isak for £75m since we paid £60m for him. That's my limited understanding of it like and it could be wrong.

Bournemouth, Liverpool, Everton, Wolves - a quick Google search shows that of the 20 teams currently in the PL 15 have majority owners from outside of the UK. Strange then that a survey looking at foreign investment in football would 100% focus on just one of them....

No, because that was blocked by the PL and delayed the takeover quite some time while the legal team of our owners ran rings around the charlatans representing the PL.

"Hi, I am a mackem living in Dublin and I am just looking for some ammunition to take back to RTG as we're running woefully short of decent material. Any chance you could fill this questionnaire in for me please, marras?"

still trying to work through it for you Keego 👍

Happy to help

TT welcome in 3.....2.....1......

I avoided it by faking my death in a canoe accident.

Maybe the bizzies have got the social involved given how both parents stunk of stale booze, piss and had powder burns all over their nostrils

"he's like a new signing" *shudders thinking about the Pardew days*

So the social services involvement sounds like it's a ropey slag trying to get one over on a ropey scouse cunt. Standard council estate craic tbf. I grew up around this shit, and saw many a neighbour get a knock at the door because one parent had grassed the other during a barney That said it sounds like the kid would be better off in the foster system if that's how both parents behave like. Neither sound fit or worthy to look after the poor bairn. 31 and he's going on like that is pathetic mind - He's only a few years younger than me and pretty much everyone I know / grew up with had wrapped in the 'lad' shit by about 23-24.

Not quite a red, but an easy yellow that one

If getting pissed and shouting at the telly during the match is social services worthy then I'm (and presumably most of the people on this board with kids) walking a fucking tightrope. That said, I don't do drugs and I am making an assumption that the drink and drugs are not match specific for this lad and he's bumping coke off prossies arses on a late Wednesday eve match or no match. If he's older than 22-23 then he needs a fucking slap, especially with a bairn at home. Some people are so hell bent on being 'lads' that they can't see that they look like epic thundercunts to everyone else. I don't think he gives a shit about the kid tbh, if he did he would never be doing the shit he's been doing. You don't go "I bucked three lasses over the weekend" and then "I miss my family" in the same breath - it doesn't track. This lad seems like a bit of a dick tbh