Dazzler

Gordon when Isak left: Best of luck bro, wish you the best with your career. Gordon when Woltemade leaves:

You should NEVER worry about a Stephen King ending as they are always objectively disappointing. You should do what I do now: I just get excited about how bad it's going to be. Plus, be glad he isn't doing a paint by numbers book to keep his agent/publisher quiet. Because when he doesn't care the whole thing is dreadful. For reference: Bag of Bones.

Ticket stubs, bring out your ticket stubs.

Benfeyceh? Weez Benfeyceh? Fucking stewpid Portugeyse mags. Ah've ahlwayahs beyn a fan of Portoah eneywayahs FTM and FTPM a'naal.

2-0, us.

Yes

Now one of the players have dislocated one of their flaps. Bless.

Woltemade at it again

Poor lad had to swing his broken ankle at that shot from all of those air fouls he’s suffered.

Brilliant Murphy again.

Add it to the list. Diving, shit passing and scared to shoot.

That is a mental yellow. I’d be livid if it was against us

The diving or the slack passing? Because it’s both and I agree.

Trippier seems to be giving away possession a fair bit

I don’t have time for that shit.

Fucking hell. That was close.

I’ll do it myself.

Ramsey is like Willock but harder.

I don’t know how they are coping with all of these zero contact tackles. How are their legs holding together?

I’m so happy for Elanga getting both the goal and the assist.

Please don’t talk about Longstaff like that.

I’d like to know why Miggy is getting a free pass tbh.

Burn is on form attacking crosses tonight. Mad how often he vanishes on set pieces.