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Get Ashley's barrister down there to tell the PL lawyers what he's making for tea and bore them into letting us do what we want just like he did with the takeover. If you need some muscle send the lad from the supporters consortium down with him to menacingly adjust the corners of his tin foil hat and stare at the receptionist through the windows, as he licks them.

"Shut the fuck up, Lee. How many pasties you ate today you fat, baldy cunt?" "Why don't yee tell me, numbers boy!" "You can't count, can you Lee?" "I can't, no"

I think 16 clubs to be honest, because Chelsea will want the rules relaxed to suit their crazy spending (which would effectively mean having to remove the rules), and Man Utd have just took on a mega rich new partial owner who will want to build them back up, which requires a shit tonne of money - considering the dross they've spunked fortunes on in recent years. Out of the big 6 I can only think of Spurs, Liverpool and Arsenal that will want to fully shut up shop as it's them that are the most at threat IMO. Man City are already huge, but will need to invest to stay at the top of the pile and they tend to abstain from these votes as it's cutting their nose off to spite their face. I can see this being the thing that breaks the stranglehold the big clubs have on the league, as now they aren't as aligned as they once were. Even a tweak to bring the rules in line with UEFA could well see Chelsea go bust if they don't start getting regular CL again.

You always have your Russell Brand comedy spec...erm Joe Rogan Pod....Matt Le Tissier highl...Harry Potter boo.... Nope, there's none of them left, is there?

And also start challenging it legally. In any other industry companies that can invest and grow are encouraged and supported to do so, but not football for some reason. It's fucking mental. Basically, the premier league are fucking the HMRC over by saying this club that could generate fucking huge profits over the long term, thereby paying a fucking tonne in corp tax, can't grow - it makes zero sense. Surely, it would benefit the league to have 7 of the richest, biggest, and potentially successful clubs in the world playing in the league rather than 6 (one of which is Spurs who win fuck all) - None of this makes sense to me.

Aye, you can tell Burn has come up from the doldrums of league football as he is much more natural during interviews IMO. He just speaks from the heart and isn't scared to take the piss and have it taken out of him etc - I much prefer that than the cookie cutter responses you get from the kids who came through at the top level. I think some call centre charlatan has written a script that covers all questions posed by interviewers and peddled it to every premier league club. There may be a list of buzzwords at the back of the book for them to dig into whenever they are posed a question that goes off script.

A few? I only remember her playing a much more successful version of her actual music career for about 30 seconds in Taken

FYP Also, a ball gag would do wonders to stop the daft bint spouting absolute drivel.

It's been year end at work I'm so used to typing GL to save me typing general ledger it's infected my subconscious:

I'm sure I read somewhere that at one point she was a staunch labour supporter before transitioning to the lib dems and finally emerging from a cocoon as a full blown tory nut case late on. She's been on a political journey of rejection and failure.

I don't think any of that stuff has been corroborated really, it's just her saying it at this point and the right wing arm of the press running with it. I think the thing with her was she was on a public social media account with her name, and in between tagging NUFC into stuff footy related, and using NUFC in her handle on twatter she was blasting transphobic rhetoric. She effectively linked herself to the club in doing so, and it's made it back to them who had to act IMO. It would be the same if it was someone with NUFC in their name spouting racist or homophobic shite. In the ground at the time of the offence or not I don't want to be sat shoulder to shoulder with a hateful cunt. I don't get involved in it either if truth be told, because it's not something I have much experience with or knowledge of but the club has done the right thing IMO. She'd be the first one crying victim to the club if someone was attacking her on socials over her sexuality. She'd be right to do so, and I would support them banning the cunt doing that too.

Her form of conservatism was so popular she was ousted inside of a month - by her own team. She's the absolute poster child of popular conservatism.

That lass who got banned from the stadium for being a transphobic bellend is now on the grift, and crying foul on GB News and Daily Fail. They are all sure to mention that she is a lesbian, as if that would somehow absolve her of: 1) Bullying trans people online - including but not limited to cutting up a trans flag with a pair of shears. 2) Comparing trans people to the nazis 3) Comparing herself to hitler (make point 2 + 3 make sense) There was more, but effectively now they are starting a conspiracy that points to a team of spies in the PL trawling the web for thundercunts spewing hate speech to ban. This is rather than the likely scenario where the club, after receiving a complaint from a fan had someone in the office with a bit of time, found a plethora of anti-trans shite on her page and have rightly banned her for being a piece of shit.

It's so bat shit that even her actual mates in the tory party have distanced themselves from her. Even Farage more or less said she was fucking mental. Nigel. Farage. If he's telling you to wind it in then you're probably too far gone. She said there were millions of "secret conservatives" that were effectively in hiding because they are scared of what will happen to them if they announce themselves as conservatives. I swear they are trying to convince themselves and the world at large that Labour are the second coming of the Nazis and the right wing red pillers are the persecuted victims this time around rather than it being based on race/religion. It's not just Truss, it's the whole lot of them. They seem to think that attacking immigrants and anything they deem 'woke' will win people over, but seem insistent on avoiding any of the stats that show the more mental they become the more they isolate themselves from their own voters, ultimately losing them by the time the GL comes along. At this rate their manifesto for the GL will be one line: "Just vote for them, we've fucked it"

tbh I am a little concerned for Albie. He's been radio silent for a long while now and there's been a shit tonne of over hyped shit boxing to be over hyped in this thread that's gone by silently. Has anyone knocked on him recently? Were there a mountain of old newspapers and lumpy milk outside his door?

He must have either been a ridiculously handsome bloke or have a massive piece to be able to recover from that. I pull a stunt like that and I'd have been burned alive in my tent

I think this sums it up pretty well.

Did you win the bet, marra?

These Knight puns are blagging my head. Sir Real.

The soft cunt should consider himself lucky he's getting biscuits, a youth once threw an empty stella bottle and cracked the window at Percy Main metro. I ordinarily would have shit myself but I was on my way to a leaving do I didn't want to attend and my mate had given me a ridiculously laced space cake to "chill me out" which started to take effect a few stops back. Also, he should be glad either lad aren't the "get off the metro" kid as he was fucking nails.

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