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Shola, Jack Ross or Steve Harper are pretty much the only people at the club in relevant roles and I doubt any of them have the necessary skills to take over as technical/sporting director

Reddit has some interesting takes STID was the reason Mac convinced Deadpool to buy.....Wrexham

Didn't he pretty much hand select his replacement at Brighton too, or at least have a hand in the recruitment? I wouldn't be surprised if it was that lad from Liverpool who stepped down at the end of the season, Edwards I think his name is.

It's pure speculation if we're being honest. We have increased revenues in the year, and will increase them further next year through new commercial deals (though we're unlikely to get CL again as it stands which will hamper us slightly). We're very likely to lose Bruno in the summer when PSG activates his release clause - but that was always going to happen, so we don't have to sell any top players other than the one player who was always likely to leave for massive money.

I am a bloke and this somehow managed to dry my fanny out.

Chunk being the operative word

He was getting absolutely tormented for a good while from a load of people who'd chipped in for his documentary that never got made. Pretty much every time he put a tweet out he'd get at least one person asking if they found number 5 or what they've done with their money etc. Most clearly hadn't even donated to the kick starter

He bored the tits off me, my dad tried to convince me he was funny - I never thought so, personally. But then they replaced him with Scott Mills and I suddenly missed Serious Jockin' and his other shite patter. FYP.

£50m compo, a year of gardening leave and Ashworth has to have a bomb strapped to his chest that's triggered to go off the next time Ten Slag buys a piece of shit from the Dutch league (so about two weeks into the job).

Is he still constantly getting rinsed on twatter over the go fund me money?

Bet he has scheduled and organised intercourse with her too the fucking show off.

I always preferred the death metal band Linux Edgelord tbh

Best of luck to Keith in his big match.

Windows95man?! Fucking hell

Only if there's a bit of toot on the go

The kind of floating voters who own white pillow cases but are yet to cut eye holes in them.

Connor Gallagher? Do you mean Poundland *Longstaff? *Matty

Your lass, I reckon. You's in the market for a sexy butler?

All from that tussle in the box? Jesus christ man. He just want melting down for glue at this point.

It'll be dead most places tbh. Friday's as a big night out has died IMO. It's only really busy on a Saturday these days. You might be able to get some of the younger lads molested by a nanna in Cosy Joes though

Jack Clarke is the best winger in the championship, better than any current premier league winger and would be 8th in the premier league on his own. FACT.

I think just telling him it has trans fats in it after he's walloped down half of it in one bite would be enough to send him to hell with one half of his body in the midst of a major stroke. He doesn't want owt to do with anything trans.

It's not just Cruz though. There's a few who were vocal critics who now see him as their best chance of regaining power and have jumped into bed with him. If it comes down to him and Biden I think he wins. I think you're giving the Americans far too much credit tbh, I think trump is probably still extremely popular amongst majority of the south and a lot of old, racist, American bastards in general. I don't think either survive the next term though, whoever wins. Both look closer to death with each passing day they appear on my newsfeeds and telly. I don't know why they couldn't just elect Bernie Sanders years ago so he could legalise weed and make the place chill the fuck out a bit. It may have helped us legalise weed too and I want to try weed gummy bears without having to go to California to get them.