Dazzler

tbf I haven't read any version of it, the entire royal family could die in a fiery plane crash and I'd celebrate the extra bank holiday. If it landed on Harry's house on the way down I'd not be fucked.

Still let king charlie's only real son slap him about despite being physically capable of yarking his jaw clean off. He got chinned by a helicopter pilot with a horse shoe haircut. No coming back from that IMO. He had to move abroad rather than face the inquest from the lads in his local.

He's the closest to normal, he's just a soft cunt who gets bullied by his missus. Wonder if she shits on his head too like that fella in that one documentary.

Then he should stick around and my current run with the match threads may well deliver* *It definitely won't.

It's because taking this stance wouldn't be a completely transparent and pathetic attempt to get a rise out of our resident Man City fan who has done and said nothing to warrant such a pathetic and transparent wind up.

I watched Heretic last night with Hugh Grant - It was pretty decent - He played a pretty good lunatic tbf to him.

Who can't? I won the league with PSG with three attacking Liberos and an attacking sweeper keeper on FM. Yes, it was the worst league performance since the Qataris came in with only a 2 point lead at the top, yes we were knocked out in the opening stages of the champions league, and yes we were on the wrong side of a cup upset against a minnow in the French Cup - but don't tell me what can't be done with the right mindset and an unfairly put together squad of mercenaries.

Our “one of our own” players get blamed for all of our shortcomings. You treat ‘em real nice like over in that there wild (north) west.

The first bloke bigging up their defence as if one of their centre backs didn’t give us a throw in every time he got the ball at his feet.

We always play shite against these so it could end here. 2-0 us.

Just fucking try it and fail like the rest of us man

Maybe all of our periods will sync. Can’t wait.

Saivet was worse too.

Not sure that would be a solid pairing at centre half tbh

Aye, the season in the championship he was good - but it was clearly his level - He scored a few thundercunts for us that season from memory.

£50m and they have a deal. We need the money.

Why don't you see it as a positive and the rest of us will contemplate why the club aren't trafficking in 16 year old Saudis?

We should get in a dozen Saudi teenagers, train them for a season and sell them to Saudi clubs for £10m a pop. Repeat the process every season.

I'd like to see them get promoted and then be bought out by some middle eastern consortium of some kind (those tire kickers that were after us before PIF that also couldn't afford Derby would be hilarious) and watch them try and justify their quite clearly racist stance against our owners whilst being owned by people from the same region.