Dazzler

Surely we'd get more value in using Harvey Elliott in this example. A young player with excellent technical ability who can carve open stubborn defences (a skill we actually lack) - and who they've been touting around since the end of the season. Nunez would be fine as a Wilson replacement (same as Wissa and Muniz) but at the kind of stupid money they'd want for him it would be a non-starter.

Just tuck into your waistband Kieran and they’ll never notice.

Andres Carroll? No ta.

Could the issue be that teams have seen our success with Isak, Bruno etc that as soon as there is a sniff of who we’re after the slimy cunts swoop in hoping to save themselves £60m in three seasons?

That’s still thrice what he deserves

"Aye it's sad about young Joe. Did I ever tell you I wrote Michael Sears' autobiography? I saw Viv Graham's cory in city baths once as well. Average length, but less girthy than I like."

There is fucking no chance we replace Isak and Wilson with Wissa and Muniz. Howe would walk if that happened, I'm certain of that.

And after a millenia or so they still haven't rebuilt or replaced what the Norse cunts pillaged.

Sounds more Eshington to me.

Na fuck him, plus Johnny's been locked up so he'd probably chin the cunt, if he wasn't dead.

Then they'd be doing so with absolutely zero intention of actually buying him which might actually focus the daft cunt's mind a bit and make him realise he's been had.

I reckon we'd sell ourselves no bother. But if we tried to buy ourselves we'd end up on Chelsea's bench.

The use of Coldplay makes no sense. It should be you get what you want but not what you want

Says it like it is’dYP

Joe White and Alfie Harrison should probably not plan on going on loans to the non league.

This lad has done zero step overs so far. But he looks quick and full of beans. He’s properly trying to make an immediate impression.

He’s a fucking livewire.

Has a bigger impact in seconds than Gordon had in 80 minutes

Our new Korean superstar getting minutes.

I paid for the preseason pass bollocks because my IPTV bloke has vanished / probably got locked up.

Nowt wrong with body language. Just jet lagged and unfit.

Blatant pen ignored

High boot against a 3ft player seems harsh on Willock. His foot was shin height.

They’re Korean. They could be anywhere from 14-60 it would be impossible to tell without seeing their passport