Gemmill

He looks like he should be on the CLASSIC kids TV show Silas.

What he looks like is when they find the bones of someone medieval, and do a facial reconstruction of them on a history programme.

NI's Mike Ashley.

Only issue is his preferred position is the CHOOK'S preferred position. You wouldn't want to have either in the squad and not play them.

He's quality man. And he's sick of Ten Hag and getting shit from Man United fans. If he came here and got Eddie'd and the adulation of the fans, he'd be a completely different player.

Hello Helen

Does he hate him? He hates everyone man.

Man United are apparently open to selling Rashford in the summer. They get Ashworth, we take Rashford, and we'll call it quits.

I used to like horror films but decent ones are so few and far between these days, it's a chore watching them. Have you watched Speak No Evil? It's Danish but they've just remade it with James McAvoy. That's worth a watch. I've just looked and it only gets 6.6 on IMDB but I would say it's better than that. I'm saying nowt cos I don't want to give anything away.

That's what I'm basing it on.

Won't come in immediately (think it's not til 25/26), but the prevailing view seems to be that in the short to medium term, it'll be good news for us and will loosen the purse strings a decent amount.

Future young offender, that one.

Alex has mentioned in the last on here that the location of the ball wasn't actually genuine, but was instead decided by a panel. The panel wouldn't have picked that spot on the Bruno photo either, come to think of it. So I'm still in there with a chance. But no, never won.

Enjoyed the snippet at the end with Trippier picking Howe up for looking him up and down and laughing at his clobber.

I would never have picked that on spot the ball.

They gave it a crack.

Right I want an equaliser solely for the Arteta meltdown.

They just let VAR do their job for them these days, some of them.

Penalty to Spurs. Gonna be a spicy finish.

These fucking dopes talking about van De Ven being clocked at 23mph again. Aye, he was clocked at 3mph skidding along on his own head by the time Isak had finished with him.

Right. It'll be fucking hilarious if Arsenal chuck it away from here.

Brighton have got their trotters up. [/Danny Dyer] Hopefully they'll be even worse for it by the time we come to play them.

Spurs have had 15 days to prepare for this one. This is Arsenal's FIFTH game in the same time period.

It's a scandal that we're as close to them as we are. And we'll be closer come the end of the season. They've basically just played PL games this season, and their "injury crisis" wasn't anything close to what we've dealt with.