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They've got the beatings of this place by the look of it.

From Hope's WhatsApp. And here are the results to date: Unfortunately you aren't able to reply so I don't know if anyone on there has had some great ideas like you lads.

It's not bad for your mental health, Kendzior has provided plenty of "relief". It's not you I'm worried about there.

There are degrees of this though. People on here have always put their team selections and been very convinced that they know best. That's a football forum. Oh why's he making that sub at this time?! That's a football forum. People telling the Chief Commercial Officer that they've had an idea that..... juuuuuust maybe hasn't entered his silly little head about how to get around this whole PSR business.... I know it all seems very confusing to you Peter, but allow me to enlighten you... And putting these forward these opinions in a fucking RAGE that the club haven't thought of this. That's fucking WEIRD.

But do you not think they are in possession of facts that you aren't? Or knowledge of establishing long term relationships with sponsors? All of which might just make your idea a non starter. Again it's the idea that you know best. I find that really bizarre. Have you all taken CT's advice and become taxi drivers?

Their professionalism isn't the issue. But to be clear, I wasn't saying not to question their professionalism. That would be another way to look stupid, but it's a viable option. What I was criticising was the idea that people on here come forward with these stupidly simplistic solutions, and they really think they've got the answer and no one at the club has thought of it. It's fucking WEIRD.

YOU are MAGA. Forthright opinions WITHOUT the facts. That's MAGA. You're basically telling Silverstone that injecting bleach would fix PSR.

I hoped that the Silverstone teaching you your job example might bring home to you how ludicrous it is that you think these people haven't thought of these things, but nope. You genuinely think you know best. As for who is correct and who isn't... I'm not attempting to sit the professionals at the club down and tell them how to do their job. You are.

"Hello police.... Yes I'd like to report two paedophiles. One German, one Maori. Both very sick and depraved."

Get back in your hobbit hole, TITman. You can come back out blinking against the glare of the Hot Mitch Summer in a few months time.

I suppose there's two possibilities here. Either you're a complete genius that has the answer to our PSR problem. An answer so stunningly simple that it's really hard to believe that seasoned professionals who know the rules back to front just haven't even thought of it. But for some reason they just haven't. Or it's an idea that is completely unworkable, and if course it's been considered and just as quickly dismissed because these people do actually know how to do their jobs, and aren't just half arsing it for the craic. I don't know, maybe we could ask Peter Silverstone if he has any tips for you on how to do your job properly? Maybe there are some camera or editing techniques that you just haven't thought of, and he's about to turn the game upside down.

Trump has now paused the Canada and Mexico tariffs. Bottled it cos the markets shit the bed. The beginning of the end of his first big strong man flex, the stupid cunt.

It's a wonder they haven't got people from the club scouring forums, cos they would surely appoint some of you lads CFO with immediate effect to benefit from some of your great ideas.

Then gets £20m for Lloyd Kelly. The sexy cunt.

He's a fucking dreamboat.

He's getting beach ready. Him, Eddie, Tindall, and Bunce will be doing a version of the Top Gun Playing With the Boys volleyball scene for the NUFC YouTube channel this summer. Released to coincide with our biggest summer signing.

Probably Guehi envisaging himself having to horse it back from the halfway line every 3p seconds. Aw look mate. It's a no.

Man United have also got £319m of transfer fee instalments outstanding, half of which is due within a year. They've actually got a cash problem per that recent article in the Athletic.

Google ad revenue from the ballots webpage.

That's Howe's team talk sorted anyway.

The place I went came well recommended - I can't remember what it was called now. But the restaurant was filthy.

Maybe but it was overwhelmingly likely to be an NUFC fan. If you just like going online and abusing successful black lads, you don't need to pick the one that just missed a sitter for NUFC.

Well I could certainly believe it. I think if one of our lot did that, Howe would have them in his office the next day. Especially a young kid.

I thought that was very poorly judged from a lad who has barely started his career, to be taking the piss out of someone like Haaland. I wouldn't have much sympathy for him if his career ends up off the rails.

I went to Brick Lane once. It was fucking disgusting. The restaurant was absolutely minging. It was no Ocean Road, that's for sure.