Gemmill

It's actually taught me that I drink far too much during the day. It's cos I'm in the house by myself bored working all day, so I'll neck bottles of water and tea and coffee just as something to do to get me away from my desk. I can easily have downed 2 litres by 9am and probably 4 to 5 litres a day most days.

Aye, the rule in this thread should be just to spill what's going on, and don't take the piss too much when people do. Better that people are talking about stuff and getting things checked out.

Wykiki looks to have started his today. Sounds like he'll need two jugs.

I'm having to make a fucking piss diary this week btw, before going in to the hospital on Friday to piss into a special toilet to see how fast I can do it. It's a total waste of time as well cos this is for the poor cunts who are up in the night and who drink 1 litre and piss it out in 10 x 100ml trips to the bogs. I'm not remotely experiencing those symptoms but apparently a urology referral at 49 comes with this hurdle. Anyway it's nice to have to write down the volume of every drink you have for a few days and then piss into a jug before tipping it into the toilet. Keeps you honest.

I'd love to tell you it's "would have" and not "would of", but even that would still be wrong ffs. Other than that, absolute zinger mate.

Totally agree. We appear to be fucking up a other transfer window.

Waddup nerds. You might enjoy this book series. https://amzn.eu/d/90Tmcn0 It's about a bloke who finds himself in a televised dungeon crawler game. Completely daft, pretty funny, dead easy read.

Villa flush from selling their women's team. What a load of shit the premier league is.

We're after Leonardo Balerdi from Marseille according to Hope. And that man.... Is..... A CENTRE BACK. 🚨🚨🚨DEFENSIVE PRIORITY KLAXON!! 🚨🚨🚨

that is a total fucking stupid, pointless lie. What a set of dickheads they are, they're like their own support group. They're all lying, they all know they're lying, but it's making them feel better about thenselves so no one's prepared to produce the pin and burst the bubble. Proper sad sacks.

Agreed, it's absolutely ridiculous. Someone with some plums should be standing up in the HoC and saying wtf are we doing here? You've got the IDF shooting at civilians queuing for food and you've got a rapper on stage starting chants. Which is the more damaging here? Just as a reality check for people. Honestly the human race has lost its fucking mind.

That sounds awful, hope you get sorted with this injection. Let me know if you want a referral for some of the good stuff.

I said "well known local journalist".

CHAMONE MUTHAFUCKA!

This mockery is why I'm holding back the killer reveal from the call. I dropped the first nugget to see how you'd behave. You've only got yourselves to blame for what happens now.

I cannot reveal my sources but I will reveal that I spotted him from a distance and shifted through the gears to full turbo-waddle to catch up with him in the hope that we were on a transfer business call.

I suspect you'd more likely find that we don't value Elliott at £40m and we'd go in with an opening bid of 25 or something. Same as we're currently doing with Trafford. Only times we've gone over 50 was to get Isak and Tonali, and we got both at a relative steal in hindsight.

I recently overheard a well known local journalist on the phone talking about our transfer business, saying that he spoke to Eddie who seems pretty down about things. Which is obviously wonderful news.

I'm not so sure it'll get done. By the sounds of it Forest have no interest in selling. Remember last window when we were chasing a player whose club had no interest in selling him? We're gonna have to pay way over the odds, and we spent the entire window last year failing to get close to a figure that Palace couldn't say no to. When you've got a club that don't want to sell, "that's not enough" will be the answer to every bid until we're offering absolutely crazy money. And even then, if you don't want to sell, see if you can get these idiots to go another £5m.

Still sat in my cutlery drawer. You could cut out tokens from the jars and send them off, which OF COURSE my mother did. This must have been in the 70s.

Elanga. If we want to compete with Liverpool, buying players that can't get into their team isn't the answer. Nor is making their lives easier from a PSR point of view.

Not sure about the shorts.

Man City dumped out of the CWC by the Saudi boys. Al-Hilal won 4-3 after extra time.

Aye I'd agree with that. Canny schmaltzy at times as well, but I'm enjoying it for the most part.