Gemmill

Yep. I worked in one for 3 years while I was at Uni. Canny work for a student like cos you just watch sport and take bets all day. I imagine they'll be a much more pleasant place to work when the anti-smoking thing comes in though.

Nice pre-emptive resignation by Paul Jewell.

If I was Parker, would I fuck want to go to West Ham until this Tevez thing is resolved. Sheff Utd's chairman has been on saying that he has assurances from certain people at the Premier League that if the arbitration case rules that West Ham should have had points deducted, then they WILL have points deducted, and Sheff Utd will be reinstated to the Premiership. Now I don't see that happening but I wouldn't take a job there until it was sorted.

Must have wandered into their office with a face like Jack Nicholson's Joker. Definitely an added spring in my step like. Even with all the practice I've had over the last few years, it never gets old.

Congrats SLP. Glad to hear it went well. My mate cried at the altar at his wedding and he's never lived it down, so I'm glad you managed to stave off the waterworks.

Anyone stopped booking holidays through Hays Travel since John Hays is a member of the consortium that bought the plebs? Sad as owt.

Pretty obvious Parker didn't want to be here so we're better shot of him. As for Barton, obviously he's done some fairly unpleasant things off the pitc, but let's just hope he knocks that on the head. He's certainly a good addition to the squad.

Would be happy with Dein although I imagine that's bollocks.

Still being plagued by the little fucker, Stevie?

Get it done quick cos you'll never be able to type with trotters.

Do they know about the werepig thing? Tell them to test for whether your legs just aren't morphing into a set of trotters. Maybe you're going through the final change. A-A-Awoooooooooooooooooink!!

Tit! What time you clocking off like?

2 minutes left here for me officially. I'm gonna be around for another 15 or so though which is an intolerable fucking disgrace.

Going and taking his seat next to him in the car for the reunion of the El Dipshit brothers.

Screeched to a halt halfway through the tunnel and she got out. The echoed cry of "He's horrible!" reverberated above the sound of any car engine.

Was the wedding today? I saw a couple of wedding cars going through the tunnel Northbound earlier. Might have been SLP and his betrothed.

Testify tbh. Fucking rub there noses in the letter in the manner you would with a dog that'd shat inside the house. I can't fucking wait tbh.

I was out at lunchtime driving through Felling and I saw one of those big things that used to chase the Fraggles out walking a dog, and wondered if it was you, Radgie?

What are the eejits at BB Towers expecting? That this bloke is gonna work his way through the entire house ragging the lot of them and causing catfights galore in his wake? They can't show any shagging and they'll have to send the pigs in to stop any fights, so what's the point?

It feels nowt like a 4 day week, that's for sure. On the plus side, my offer letter arrived today so the bombshell will be dropped on Monday. Lovely jubbly.

And that's the smilie you chose to use. You look ecstatic.

Blatant euphemism for Wacky giving a double blowie. Blatant fantasy tbh Somebody used it yesterday, but "while you're down there.."