Gemmill

Blatant euphemism for Wacky giving a double blowie.

Wacky is fucking apoplectic about these sign threads. It was a canny shit thread like, but paddy's alright. FACT!

Tom Hunter's got a Sir. I want someone with a Sir! Step aside, Ashley.

That reminds me, I never got my free beer voucher that Coors promised to send to me. No sooner have I said it than it's popped through my letter box, 4 free cans of piss! Wow, that's spooky.

You should have introduced yourself as Babycham.

Who hell Tom Hunter?

An announcement to the LSE on Monday would be nice. Looove Sex Entelligence!

Worse than posters is the "wall of beer cans". Wow. Did you drink all that? You're positively certifiable you crazy bastard.

I love it when students have to suffer.

I love that he visited him in hospital. Imagine the look on Shepherd's face. "What do YOU want? "

Been a fucking LONG 4 day week. Looking forward to a weekend of relaxation before another week of drudgery kicks in.

The thought of you in a wheelchair man. You must look like Gulliver taking his seat at a kid's tea party.

They've had to put peasepud at the end of a ward cos his feet stick so far out of the bed. Imagine the clip of it. Fucking ambulance with the back door swinging on its hinges with his feet sticking out.

http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...1031459,00.html

The point is that there are the biggest signs yet that we are about to start moving in the right direction. The players that have left have all been shite, and there are some decent players supposedly coming in. Once the takeover is done and dusted, the only way is up.

Hom.

How much money is Rowling going to make out of this man?

Can I make my joke about absence making the heart grow for Nonda again please?

She sounds hot. For a weeble. Seriously though, there must be a pretty serious danger of her not making it through the pregnancy?

All the best. Hope it's a brilliant day for you.

That's the story from The Sun.

Aye, no chebs. She was decent on that show with Chiles after it too.

Fucking hell it's even more annoying than ever with all these thick bitches in there.

Fuck me it's Mama Ragu.