Gemmill

17.2m results returned for my name btw. I'm fucked if I'm going through them all to see if I make an appearance, although I can't think how/why I would.

They'd probably reach! And here's me reading the previous page feeling sorry for you.

Good luck! Hope it hurts!

I was in 5ive and was a character in Neighbours.

It would certainly seem so.

My photos of Elvis's grave at Graceland pisses all over them tbh.

Just googled board name and found this. Leazes Mag starts a thread in General Chat on his board. http://s3.invisionfree.com/NUFCforum/ar/t1543.htm

catmag -

Photo ops? Are you in the Addams Family?

I'll take the Johnny Cash look.

My mate's daughter was conceived in one, the filthy animal.

Newton's balls?

You do realise that Shepherd was instrumental in Bellamy leaving too, right? OH DEAR, the mistakes keep piling up, and for some reason you keep erecting neon signs spelling "BIG MISTAKE BY FREDDY" next to them, and then blaming them on me and Renton. Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it Souness who he had a problem with and who said Bellamy wouldn't play for the club again ? Anyway, it shouldn't matter to you Gem...your judgement that Souness [and Shepherd in your view] was right, is vindicated ... Yeah, that basically makes no sense.

So all players depreciate do they ? What a load of bollocks. He was a waste of space and we sold him at a loss. In football terms, thats no profit. You'll be saying Marcelino was too next I expect .... From an accounting point of view, yes, all players depreciate. I can run a workshop for you if you like, showing you how this sort of thing works.

You do realise that Shepherd was instrumental in Bellamy leaving too, right? OH DEAR, the mistakes keep piling up, and for some reason you keep erecting neon signs spelling "BIG MISTAKE BY FREDDY" next to them, and then blaming them on me and Renton.

Loser for being right? WHATEVER MINGER!

Leazes, we did make a book profit on Cort (an accounting profit, you probably wouldn't understand. ). I know you like to tell me how I seem to have a problem with numbers despite being an accountant, so I thought I'd just point out that you're wrong on this one.

Agreed. What a fucking mincer!

Happy birthday beeatch!

From the sublime to the ridiculous...

Leazes, manc-mag posted something on the Newcastle forum about it earlier today. Said they were quality. At least you can do something right eh?

Blue Peter will be on in 10 minutes or so if you're looking for ideas.

It was on the news this morning that the group that forms all the high street retailers were planning something, and that an announcement was expected some time today. Keep an eye out for it on the news tonight. Have you submitted a claim btw? http://www.bbc.co.uk/consumer/tv_and_radio...r_farepak.shtml

It's like the bit in Roadhouse (classic movie btw ) where the bloke says he'll pay this lad $50 if he lets him feel his lasses tits. So he's sat there groping away and pissing himself laughing, so the lad asks him what he's laughing for and he goes "I ain't got 50 bucks "

Lucky escape for them though. The transformation to werepig would have been completed. A-A-A-snooOOOOOOOOORT!!!!