Gemmill

Ok, that reminds me. The worst thing I've ever seen on the internet is the video of that Hungarian footballer dying on the pitch. It's so sad.

No problem.

It'll be truely unbearable if the yanks managed to win this one. Even when there's just a handful of them there, the "USA! USA!" chant has to be one of the most annoying things ever.

Loving watching Tiger suffer. He's been absolute turd.

Aye good luck Radgina. If I'm back before you leave, will let you know what it's like. It says on the thing not to be drunk when you turn up. Just thought that probably needed reinforcing for you. "Me have sponsorship money! Me want to FLY!"

Classy bird!

5-3 to Europe at the end of the first day.

I don't like having my photo taken at the best of times, but that is taking the piss. "Smile ffs!"

Oi!

I've never been but I think it's supposed to be pretty nice. Well done on getting closer to Newcastle, fuckwit!

Shut it Gloucester boy.

Not the one mocking a nickname of someone lying seriously ill in a hospital bed tbh Oh fuck off.

OMG CONTROVERSY!11

Could be worse, some cretin could call someone "The Zog" Preferable to Hamster tbh.

I will take a 5 iron to your FACE, 2J!

Fluffy is an autonym.

I know! I bet Luke did though.

That sounds like a classic piece of sports commentary. Gemmill's our very own Alan Brazil. Nowhere near as bad as everyone calling that bloke the fucking hamster in the other thread.

I don't watch all that much golf, but whenever I do, I'm always amazed at the ability of these blokes to hit a ball that small over such distances and get it as close as they do to such a fucking tiny target under so much pressure. Before anyone says anything funny, yes, I KNOW that's the name of the game, but it's ridiculous how good these blokes are at it.

Nice to see Clark do well this morning after his wife dying recently. 2.5 plays 1.5 in Europe's favour after the morning's play.

Are you advocating smacking greedy people?

Aye I'll probably come out for a couple. Think shinton is gonna be there an'all. Renton, you putting in a repeat appearance?

Not really - I'm not sure I'd want to imagine it either. To each their own like, YOU SICK BASTARD.

As someone who was smacked as a kid when I needed it, I honestly don't see the problem with it. I'm not talking about belting your kid round the supermarket or anything, but the odd clip on the back of the legs definitely made me think twice about acting myself as a kid. I see parents grab their kids by the arm and hit them 5 or 6 times without saying anything - now that I think is out of order. Once will do. Then if they act themselves when they regain consciousness, do it again.

And the number of fucking nutcases that sit and watch it out of morbid curiosity!! Best wank I ever had tbh. Dirty bog-frog bastard! I'm with the why-would-you-watch that people though. I knew it was available on the internet, but had absolutely no desire to see it whatsoever. Surely knowing that there are people out there like that is enough. You don't have to see the evidence to confirm it.