Gemmill

Baggsy I'm Captain Caveman.

The mullet wig kid?

The clip just got flipped. CLIPBOARD DOWN!

Someone will break that little cunt's leg one day, and part of the blame for it will go to the refs that have allowed him to get away with all manner of bad fouls and playacting throughout his PL career to date.

I've got a REALLY good feeling about you this week.

Hasn't done anything since we signed him permanently, and should have been sold instead of Anderson. Not my words. The words of KID DYNAMITE.

Deafening boos at the end of the Spurs game yesterday. They may as well get rid of Postecoglou now cos this is never gonna change. He's made it very clear that this is how his teams play and that's that, and the rest of the league has made it very clear that that doesn't really work in a non-farmer's league.

Bruno is terrible at the bow and arrow thing. Always looks like he's pulling on a pair of long lady gloves.

Amorim can't start work tomorrow as planned cos he hasn't got his visa yet. Pretty professional outfit Ratcliffe, Brailsford and Ashworth are running.

Can you smell burning toast?

I love these sample breakdown compilations. Disappointing not to see J-J-J-JIIIIVE BUNNY feature though.

Palace in the bottom 3. Up your bum, Parrish.

I missed this one today. I assume Chris Wood and Elliot Anderson both scored hat tricks and Kid Dynamite dropped dead from a heart attack, rest in peace.

Sounds like an HR, ya hoon! Said in my best Lou Carpenter voice.

It's not the Obafemi Martins one with the batwing doors is it?!

You're too young for a Merc, Andrew. Give it another 30 years.

We're coming for their back door.

4 on the bounce if this holds.

Happy birthday Kiwi.

8 points from 5 at home. They've only won 2. For once your brother in law is being honest.

84 year old Nancy Pelosi has turned on 81 year old Joe Biden, blaming him for the election loss. There should be an upper age limit for politicians. Fucking dickheads.

On a hot day, it would have been like a fucking radiator too. Keep the bare skin of it on the way down.

I've sat in the home end at Bolton. If owt had kicked off I'm confident I could have lost them in the aisles of Boots or Home Bargains next door to their shite retail park situated ground.

The 3 o clock kickoffs today are all classic last match on MOTD contenders.

Musk can't even keep Twitter Spaces online for an hour for his big special events with Trump and DeSantis. The idea he's hacked the US election is nonsense. The cunts are the majority there. That's all that's happened.