Gemmill

Absolute brilliant read these, if you put on your thickest brummie accent and work your way through them.

We hadn't beaten Liverpool in forever, and hadn't scored or won at Wembley in forever ever. Tis the season to rewrite the record book.

Chilwell sprinting across the pitch and his hair doesn't move a millimetre, the hairspray ponce.

Aye I fucking hate the cunt. Him and their keeper.

The swings are fucking mental. Villa looked like almost getting themselves into the CL Semis, but didn't. Then they howked us and looked back in the CL mix. Then they get best by Man City and are now an outside chance for CL. Then all results go against them today. And now this.

Listen Unai. Winning trophies isn't for everyone. You had your chance to come to a proper club and you didn't have the fucking BALLS.

Please sir, do you have any more of these great predictions?

Kryten misses the pen. What a dick.

Pleased to hear she's on the mend and a fellow ornithologist like her old man. 👍

Think that was a goal if it hadn't got the deflection. Keeper looked stuck.

Fulham 2-1 up at Southampton now too. Either way, my point stands. Weak sauce teams.

Aye. Fucking jokers. It must be dead frustrating to be a fan and know this is the shit they're going to pull. Although Brighton have just gone 3-2 up v West Ham. Let them get it out of their system.

Das Powerhaus.

Eunuch it is.

They're relegated anyway, just by virtue of losing to us. Even if West Ham lost (it's now back to 2-2) they'd be 15 points behind with 12 left to play for.

I'd like to see Wilson get a goal. Might be his last for the club.

Get in. Although I was expecting a much more insane celebration. Popular scorer with his teammates though, they all seem to love him.

Brighton getting beat at home by West Ham too. Hopefully they've got the flip flops on by the time we play them.

Tindall straight in the fourth official's ear about that.

Was saying last week about Fulham being the quintessential mid table tools down lads. They've just managed an equaliser in the 72nd minute vs Southampton. They're a fucking joke in the last 10 or so games of the season, if they're around about mid table.

Classic volleyball move, he was setting it up for someone to run in and slam it into the net.

Aye. I was getting myself worked up about Chelsea earlier but we just need to keep taking care of our own results.

Lovely stuff. A couple more would give us a 3 goal advantage over Chelsea.

I nearly posted the exact same thing. The cheeky cunts to put that in their little reel.

Van Dijk segment presumably took precedent.