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These are the right's headliners.

Maple or rosewood?

How to make people want you to go down even more. I'm bang up for watching a pitch battle.

I'm Keto so it's no rice for me guys amirite?

I'm hoping for us to rub it in on Thursday night by producing some classic mag behaviour, adding to our tally of 63 lucky goals and landing our 19th lucky win of the season in what has been an absolutely awful Premier league season where everyone has underperformed, especially against us.

There it is.

Allison is fucking class like. The cunt.

Liverpool getting away with plenty persistent fouling which is nice and standard. Leicester look up for it so far. Klopp is whinging his fucking tits off already which is always lovely to see.

Fucking right.

Mint, sounds like you had a class time!

Understat.com is class. That's where I got the above table from.

We're massively underperforming our xG from corners and set pieces as per the above.

Enjoy. "What I say? Ben White. He's got him on toast blud!"

Aye. Unbelievable that. I feel like I should start the thread again in case that absolute shitshow has jinxed it.

Always looks like he's just been on a trolley dash through the club shop.

A Ty and Robbie duet. "De Zerbi is a nobody". Well he just fucking ended your title challenge and emptied your stadium, you weapon. Fair play to that Robbie for lecturing him about being humble

Charlotte wasn't on, you MISOGYNIST PIG.

Is a good way to look at it. I was listening to the much-derided TF podcast this morning and the youngest lad on there was was saying "we have to enjoy these games. At this stage of the season, usually the only thing we are playing for is survival. This time were guaranteed Europa League and have a massive shot at CL."

There's a chance they're a bit fatigued too. They've played 4 in the last 15 days, including the shoeing at Everton, 100 minutes vs Man United, and then that big effort at Arsenal. And they have to travel up here. Our last 4 games have come over the last 19 days.

Starmer talking about lowering the voting age to 16 and allowing EU nationals to vote.

I'm a bit worried about watching Dan Burn's head-tipped-back, silent movie style sprint against their runners on a break. But I don't know if a) Targett is the answer or b) we should fuck with the formula. I would definitely start Isak in the middle though. I think Howe will as well as he'll appreciate that we might need to change things if things don't go our way.

Don't worry about it lads. While you're all pointing fingers and looking for someone to blame (and watching child porn), I'll sort this shit out by guiding us through the last three games in the top 4.

Whatever Clarkson!

Whoa! I'm Wideopen's most wanted. Nothing to do with East Boldon over here, MR SYDNEY!