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The son of Ralph Malph has been a long time coming. Fucking ridiculous how long this has been dragged out.

"I'll be in the Percy pre match if you get to town a bit early." @thebrokendoll

Fuck that, people will just start murdering billionaires instead.

What happens to all of the consumers on which these billionaires rely if we're all cast into poverty by their AI inventions?

Haven't you done this before? I remember you chucking OMAD (one meal a day) about, I'm sure.

That's the one.

TP = Tommy Cannon TBD = Bobby Ball

Just watched a trailer with Lake Bell in it and remembered about that fucking nutter that we used to have on here, Lake Bells Tits. Imagine how red pilled that weirdo is these days.

That's horrible. Your poor mate as well. Fucking shite. Sorry to hear that.

Phew, what a relief.

"The last time you saw our next senior, he was charming our screens on the BBC's On The Front Line......but it's a very different front line that he currently finds himself on..." *cue ominous music and a black and white slow motion montage of an old TP lookalike mashing a keyboard..... head in hands..... taking a swig from a whisky bottle.... snarling face* "...his current battlefield...? THE INTERNET!"

At this rate, Channel 5's "When Good Seniors Turn Bad" might be the best he can hope for.

ANOTHER grey on grey incident. It's becoming a serious problem.

"MAAAAAM! Dad's licking telly tits again!"

CT at least waits til he's the only person in the house. Renton doesn't even wait til he's the only person in the room.

"hold on a minute girls...... *rewind......pause*.... " "Errrrrrr... What you doing dad?!"

One of my really thick mates has shared it in our WhatsApp group, and the second thickest of the group has responded to say he saw Willock had ran out of petrol the other day as well. I'm pretty sure they both think it's real, and I'll not be putting them right.

Appropriately enough, I'll be in THE HEROES CLUB for Bilbao.

I think he's landed himself a sympathy ticket. "Here send fucking poundshop Dominic Littlewood a successful ballot email, see if we can't shut him up for a bit."

Congratulations. The whinge clock has finally been reset.

And Lenny Henry proposing fantastical notions that are completely unworkable and will never happen is the way to move things forward?

Nowt for me either. So the offer of getting someone else a ticket (which was thoroughly undersubscribed anyway) is void.

I quite like Charlotte Church. My lass watched her reality show where she was building some sort of hippy retreat in the Welsh countryside and she seemed dead canny. Which is pretty unusual for a former child star. The MASSIVE baps don't hurt either.

I mean, far be it from me, the middle aged white bloke, to be the arbiter on this but stuff like that seems really unhelpful in the current climate. It's just another stick for the flagshaggers to beat minorities with.