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There's a clip on some Instagram account called risingballers (I know) of an U16 centre half that we've got on our books called Lesecond Yeutembip, who looks like the next Pele.

They'd be better off starting Ekitike anyway. Assuming he's fit.

My BREAKING NEWS was from last night. If Eddie has decided to ad lib and get stuff wrong at the press conference, that's his lookout.

Someone must have located his charger since last week then.

So did my post, if we're nit picking in retaliation.

Corbyn.

Look, these tickets are for special boys, and either you're a special boy or you aren't. And you AREN'T.

ELTON HAS FALLEN! Btw this is a LOW for Fender ffs. But a tough, tough day for mackem fans of the "I'm Till Tanding" star.

you've tried to claim I'm flagged as a bot previously, but I've just got a "you're a special boy" email offering me Fulham tickets. You're FLAILING.

Do you mean that the maximum size of a group is 6? The lad I'm talking about has been people added to his profile and he also is added to my profile. But it sounds like you're saying I shouldn't have been able to add him cos he's "already in an existing group". AND YET I could.

Listen, I'm offering you a chance to literally become THE CARTEL.

I used to have a season ticket in level 7 man. My quads are still massive to this day. Anyway, I'm away in the lakes that weekend but my mate wanted to go with his wife and kids so I added them as relationships to my profile and was able to get 4 tickets for them. Everyone with a membership on TT, we should add each other as relationships and then if anyone can't go we can get tickets for one another, all above board and assigned to people's membership IDs. Or even buy a group set and attend in a convoy.

I'm calling this a ballot win btw, only a month or two into my career as a member. Absolutely DOMINATING @thebrokendoll. Making him look like a fool really.

I've got the same thing ewerk got with an offer to go in and buy a ticket for Fulham. Don't know if everyone can see this but worth a look. This is all the available seats in the safe standing bit.

Hope reporting from the press conference.

I bet you and your mates would walk around in arrowhead formation.

Positive news from his second scan apparently. Could be back before the November International break. That's the straight dope from Craig Hope btw. Us investigative journalists should always credit our colleagues.

TP was 100% in double denim. Fully Status Quo'd up.

What's Old Orleans these days? Or is that building no longer there cos of the redevelopment of the bus station?

They're in the Branding HACTUALLY! They've got some sort of deal where they can use the function room for their videos.

It's one thing drinking in Sgt Peppers but have you ever had the BALLS to go in there for lunch. Cos I have. Beef stottie with gravy. I can still remember it almost 30 years later.

Go and pause your telly, you filthy creep!

You forget how big a part he played in the midfield that season when we stopped up. Him, Willock, and Joelinton with some proper coaching from Howe and his team.

I've been to the Stack once and it was canny. Not on a match day, so there was a sensible number of people in there. Brack burger for me too which was decent. I thought it was alright. Anyway, the REAL news I bring you all is that I've been talking to one of the park rangers from the council today who was saying that the council has brought parks back in house, having outsourced it up until recently, and all signs are that it's to do with handling the decision around the new ground on Leazes Park. You can stick your Caulkin, Edwards, and Hope. I'm the real deal going undercover and breaking news in this region.

Hark at Francis O'Ford O'Coppola.