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Save Pope. Joelinton's radar still broken.

Van Hecke looks like an SS Officer.

What's all this about?!

Forest are giving it a fair dinkum crack mate. They'll probably concede a third on the break. Ange showing his true thoughts about kiwis by dropping Wood and REFUSING to bring him on when they need goals.

There's not many are tbf.

2-0. Forest collapse.

I had my flu jab on Monday last week and no dramas. I'm fucking solid though.

I'm a couple of episodes into S2. So no spoilers!

Unbeaten in their last 3, Wolves. Including a draw away at Spurs and a home draw v Brighton. Hopefully the mackems are about to play them a month too late.

No spoilers, but Balding is as thick as fucking mince.

He was humping young lasses, at least one of whom has now killed herself. The idea that "oh you're not allowed to be the Duke" anymore is appropriate punishment ffs. Of course it's being soberly covered as if it's a huge deal. He's a fucking paedo.

All the best with the recovery from your knee ops! Less of the best for the matches tomorrow and at SJP! I'm not feeling particularly confident about this one though.

Sensitive content, only available in the X App. 😲 You'll have to describe it for us.

Mad they're still going all these years after X Factor.

I doubt you'll be Lefirst.

There's a clip on some Instagram account called risingballers (I know) of an U16 centre half that we've got on our books called Lesecond Yeutembip, who looks like the next Pele.

They'd be better off starting Ekitike anyway. Assuming he's fit.

My BREAKING NEWS was from last night. If Eddie has decided to ad lib and get stuff wrong at the press conference, that's his lookout.

Someone must have located his charger since last week then.

So did my post, if we're nit picking in retaliation.

Corbyn.

Look, these tickets are for special boys, and either you're a special boy or you aren't. And you AREN'T.

ELTON HAS FALLEN! Btw this is a LOW for Fender ffs. But a tough, tough day for mackem fans of the "I'm Till Tanding" star.

you've tried to claim I'm flagged as a bot previously, but I've just got a "you're a special boy" email offering me Fulham tickets. You're FLAILING.