Gemmill

Finally Brexit is called out as a drag on the public finances.

That's nowt. Trump's neck won mature fanny of the year at the annual Adult Entertainment awards.

Unsuccessful!

Are you missing all of the completely made up words on the AI produced infographic? This is BISIC ILCOMATION mate!

Nah Guardian comments section.

He needs to knock this shit on the head.

D'Angelo. Dead from pancreatic cancer at 51. He's with D'Angels now.

Anyway, it was......... AI

"Where can I see more of these terrible players?!"

Aye, it's pretty gross. He was still right about Klopp though.

The NUFC squad returned for pre season on 6th July. The PL season began on 16th August. 42 days. The Rat signed for Liverpool on 1st September. Today is 14th October. 44 days. Time for the excuses to stop.

People aren't buying the "he's just not fit yet" line.

You just wait til he adjusts to the league (and World Cup qualifying against minnows). He'll be unstoppable.

That's how it works over there. If you don't pick Liverpool or Man United, you get to pick the best Ireland team.

Kosovo 1 up v Sweden.

Enchantment!

£230 for a jumped up cagoul.

I dunno, I'm not much shorter than Pope and it looks a bit like a crop top on him. Be like a fucking dress on you though, Rumpelstiltskin.

That's CT though. His taste in basically every area of life is fucking demented.

Also, Toontastic has now been around long enough that we've moved on from players' wives to players' mams. Grans up next!