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You should offer to check it for her. @ewerkobvs.

I've heard of it, but I still don't know what it was all about.

Have we had this one yet?

Have they had you on Tamsulosin? I was on that alongside the antibiotics - it makes you piss like a racehorse so it might help you fully emptying your bladder?

Well he's a lying cunt cos he's just put one up about Tuchel's England.

That's why wykiki gets paid the big bucks.

He's just left 442 and started his own YouTube Channel called AC FC (Adam Clery Football Channel). It'll be worth a subscribe - his 442 videos were always good, and there's got to be a bumper Cup Final analysis video on the way.

Get the Chairman videoed next to seat 90,001 with his index finger raised, mouthing "number one, baby!"

These people will all get what's coming to them. This is going to be the most shambolic US administration of all time, and these fucking dweebs are actively making America weaker in every imaginable way, whilst strutting around like the big lads. This is a huge embarrassment for them, and behind all the bluster, they'll know it.

Luke Edwards is on this one, so I've got it on. Reveals that when he left the ground he felt lost, and so true to form had to go for a chicken kebab to try and process it.

These people are gonna get hacked and there will be some huge scandals off the back of it. They're creepy cunts that are likely up to no good in their private lives too, and if they're this lax with military secrets, all sorts will get found out.

Aye, if it's on show pre match it'll be tbd's favourite man, Darren Eales, flapping it about. Or maybe the injured/suspended lads. But it won't be much of a celebration. Better to just leave it to the last day of the season when hopefully CL is secured as well.

I almost want Lineker to ask Shearer about it on their podcast, cos Shearer would 100% show himself up by going after Gayle.

Someone had a petition up yesterday for Ritchie to be the driver.

Has the bloke that got Birmingham and Hull relegated offered any congratulations to the bloke that got Bournemouth relegated for ending Newcastle's trophy drought?

Scorched earth policy. I like it.

Shearer's the most disappointing one to watch defend him. That bloke will go after any and everyone managing or playing today if he thinks they're being unprofessional, but he won't hear a bad word said about Bruce cos they're mates. Load of shite.

I hope they're taking phone calls.

They're gonna mek him offer he daren't refuse.

Can someone please explain to fucking THUMB HEED what a prediction is.

Gordon is the one that I would be least disappointed to see go. I don't want him to be sold, but he strikes me as more replaceable/upgradeable than the others.

Aye at this point in the last election cycle, we were a few months into a global pandemic. We could have another of those to look forward to.

Ecky thump to the back of the head, and thrown in to the cement mixer.

Reeves is shit scared of the markets too. Terrified of being another Truss. So we're basically just controlled by the markets now.

My new MP is a young whippersnapper who is super-engaged. I've had more letters and emails off her in 9 months than I've had off any previous MP across the whole of my life. I might email her just to get shit off my chest, and tell her how hoodwinked I feels to have voted for this lot, to find that actually everything is just gonna get shitter, but they're gonna start with the people whose lives are already desperate. If the economic situation dictates that we're fucked, then fine. But pick better targets for your policies, you dicks. I'd happily pay another 5% of tax and I WILL miss it. So make those that actually won't miss it pay more. There are LOADS of them.