Gemmill

Luckily for you, my klaxon's in for repair.

His other son, Teflon, must have been busy. Fucking Kevlar. An even worse version of Kevin.

This is a troll to distract people from all the mad shit they're actually doing, I'm sure. Same with "the riviera of the Middle East".

Good lads Madrid. Let's keep this tie on a knife edge.

Fist could people traffic you all.

Hooters.

Who built the ark? NOAH! NOAH! Who built the ark? Brother Noah built the ark.

I'm not even making an argument for what happens to Labour.

Lads, they turned away from the Tories when the Tories turned their lives to shit. Because you can't tell people theyve got money in their pocket when they haven't. That rule still applies to Trump. Whether there are free and fair elections by 2028, who knows.

Very sinister.

Ah you were just joking all along.

It was the worst electoral result in the Tory party's history.

Have you seen this Gino D'Acampo business? I'm sure he's said some shocking stuff, but one of the quotes is "If you don't get me a Cornetto, I'll fuck your girlfriend".

Somebody's told Merson that Arsenal haven't got £150m. £60m for a 31 year old ffs.

Blah blah, I'm naive, you're amazed how blind I am etc etc. The usual lecture whenever anyone says anything other than "it's the end of the world as we know it". Funny like cos you agreed that it was impossible to tell people that they were better off than they were when it was the Tories. They demonised "others" as well but it becomes irrelevant when your life is demonstrably getting worse and the government is failing on the basics. But I'm supposed to believe that Trump is somehow different because he has more mechanisms to tell them. Don't agree. We'll see though.

Farage isn't in power and has zero responsibility so can continue to lie without consequence. Trump can't tell people things have never been better when they can't feed their kids.

That's not how it works. People know when they're worse off. It's what did for the Tories here - you can tell people you're gonna make them better off, and get them to vote for you, but it all comes to a crashing halt when reality bites.

Someone bought my lass a voucher for afternoon tea for two for Christmas, so I was there a couple of weekends ago. TOP NOSHING as CT would say.

He's making a fucking mess of the place and withdrawing the US from all sorts of international agreements, but it doesn't feel like this ends in America being more powerful. It feels like he's gonna fully fuck the place up by giving it a non-working government and infrastructure, whilst also alienating them internationally. He'll feel super powerful for a bit, but once basic things start to fall over for both the rich and the poor, people are going to notice. If you've got that South African idiot mincing about lording it over everyone and making his "great jokes" while the country is falling apart, those jokes will somehow (!) become even less funny.

Aye but you've been cheating since 2008 so it's swings and roundabouts.

I just thought the pop crazed youngsters would appreciate Ken Wham.

St Mary's Lighthouse.

I don't believe any of the stuff about Tindall getting aggressive and violent. If you're winding someone up by shushing them, you don't then turn violent if they react. You continue to shush them. Unai Emery is the Golden Snitch.

He wore a Wham top with the pic in my avatar on. It's him and Eddie in place of George Michael and Ken Wham.

It's really hard to believe that a man known for sex offences against women wouldn't have their best interests at heart. Impossible to predict pre election though so who can blame anyone for rolling the dice.