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Athletic claims we let him go for £3-4m which I think is what Ratcliffe wants the world to believe.

Bunch of tools, tbh.

We just need EH to introduce "mate" to his vernacular and the transition will be complete. Keep saying it, it's obvious too many of our players think playing the dross of the league is below them. You also have to wonder how Bruno can do a couple of long haul flights for international breaks, play two 90 minute games and then constantly starts and play 90 minutes and yet Tonali plays a couple of matches for Italy in Europe and he's on the bench every second game. BTW Wilson has been done for at least a season and a half now and yet we're happy to wheel him out instead of a kid who has pace and isn't made of glass. It's all rather predictably disappointing.

Fuck could you imagine the strop David would have had at what Howe wants from a player. Robert too. Add HBA as well. There would be cheese and wine out of the prams all over the place.

TBF I use it instead of shit, shit is a shite word. Australia is full of those influenced by the UK and those by the US, so as OTF says above.

lot of farmers leagues there.

I think because Robert was first choice, Ollie's chances were very limited under SBR but definitely remember him getting a few games as LW early in the piece. I did initially put him in but remembered he was even worse that Squidward and Marveau and it's not as if Monique learnes anything anymore. You need to grow up now - it's boring.

I try to stay as far away from this shite as possible but even I have to debate this sentence, third, really? I'd almost say he's closer to 5th or 6th. Ginola Robert HBA - we played him on the flank more than down the middle Ollie B - started as a winger and then SBR moved him back to LB N'Zogbia ASM Gouffran Marveaux Squidward I think Marveau and Squidward could go either way and ASM might just be above N'Zogbia just as he seemed a nicer chap and Charlie boy turned out to be a wasted talent and all round twat.

We missed that here in the antipodes, thankfully. We had:

You are right Rents. Problem is, I cannot see myself retiring before 70 because of what we still owe on our house plus the need to ensure my superannuation, like a pension fund, has more than enough for us to survive for more than a few years after that retirement. Especially as the neo-capitalists fuck the world and the cost of living becomes unaffordable.

Exactly, same with 90% of our crosses as they sail over everyone's heads and either out for a goal kick or worse, a throw on the other side of the pitch because nee fucker is there.

Agree, said similar in the Bruno thread. I don't think Barnes helps us in that regard either. He's kind of that one trick wonder, cuts in from the left and puts it in the top right corner but when that option isn't available, he seem bereft of ideas of what to do with the ball, and has no fucking idea how to track back and defend,

Ciaoman, if I ever win a substancial sum of money, highly unlikely, I'm purchasing a corporate box at SJP for a season and paying you and Toonpack to mind it for me - hope you're available?

Riding Scotty, big difference. The irony is I rage at cunts that cross unbroken lines - u-turns, overtaking, etc, so I probably deserve it, although the other traffic was stationary and I could see 50 metres up the road, which was clear, I even said to the copper, I was in the wrong but thought it was better than being in the clear zone - he was just a twat with a gun unfortunately. He made a point of mentioning the brand of bike I was riding, which stinks of he thinks I have money. And thanks, TV production is dying a death. What use to be a job requiring technical skills as well as creativity, is soon to be usurped by AI and talentless kids. Wages have been the same for about ten years which is ridiculous, and my wage was worth more 20 years ago, when you consider the cost of living now.

For the first half, at least, looked like a triangle of big Joe left, Bruno right and Sandro anchoring them. There was a period in the second half, when we conceded one of the goals, where Bruno was back as the anchor and we lost that forward ball option - right when Joelinton had that shocking pass?

Fucked off. Show I work on cut all our contract early by two weeks and are starting us two weeks later next year, so that's a months's less pay for this financial year added on to the fact we already had three weeks unpaid break to deal with. Today was my last day and on the ride home, just around the corner from the office, an Uber drive runs a stop sign as I was approaching, leaving me to stop in the keep clear zone on the road, so to make sure I'm not blocking anyone, I go round him and the car in front, just crossing the unbroken line, we are talking inches, a bike tyre width and pull in behind a bike copper, he starts to give me a "word" to which I reply, did you see the Uber run the stop sign in front of me - now I'm allegedly arguing with him - I'm not I've got music and cannot hear him, pulls me over, fines me $400+ and 3 demerits. Merry fucking Christmas mate!

And banned longer than Tonali was, merely on his cuntishness.

Of course you do Sybil. You are correct though, we have turned into one of those teams that thinks we are above the dross and only turn up against the big 11, depending on where Man U are on the table at that time.

I really hope he fucks off to the Saudi league but they make it on the proviso that they loan him to us for a season or two first. He could be blindfolded and on crutches and the cunt could still score a brace most games,

He was at least the length of Wilson's cock offside, which according to Mrs Wykik is quite a margin!

We've got some cunt and Michael Bridges on comms. Only time I've ever heard Bridges get excited about NUFC. He's like Bruce, Geordie by birth, cuntish team supporter by choice.

Van Dyk leaving a cheap mark on Gordon, cunt.

Gordon!!!! He needed to finish that,

Sandro finally growing into the team, last couple of games he's looked like the player he should be.