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For all those calling to forget protesting, to show support for Ashley please read and absorb the above two quotes, They scare the b-jesus out of me as to how far Ashley and co are willing to run the club into the ground.

Is it less like gemmill if I have the excuse we just moved and have taken delivery of our new fuck off CD cabinet? Made out of tassie oak, 1450mm x 1000mm x 400mm! Also can I just alphabetise by the first letter or does it have to be to the letter? What a sad bastard, not only do you put your cd's in alphabetical order you're now giving us the dimensions of your cd cabinet, get a fucking life laddie. I tried to get an allotment but unfortunately I wasn't a sad enough bastard, oh well, I wish I was you you pathetic dwarf. Touched a nerve have I? My allotment is 30' x 70' and the sweetcorn this year were lovely, you fucking wanker Bet you're a right good fuck, Mr Logic. Not at all wacky you cock sucking midget. Any conversation with you is a joy and enlightening. Our backyard is about that size, sweetcorn you say? Obviously being a gnome means you have a green thumb but is it hard to grow?

What the feck is Meenzer doing in that clip? Mincing between two girls It's like fast food eurovision

Is it less like gemmill if I have the excuse we just moved and have taken delivery of our new fuck off CD cabinet? Made out of tassie oak, 1450mm x 1000mm x 400mm! Also can I just alphabetise by the first letter or does it have to be to the letter? What a sad bastard, not only do you put your cd's in alphabetical order you're now giving us the dimensions of your cd cabinet, get a fucking life laddie. I tried to get an allotment but unfortunately I wasn't a sad enough bastard, oh well, I wish I was you you pathetic dwarf.

Oi, Pud, do you want the money or not? Where's the join now! page?

It appears I plan on being the worst joke telling, most obnoxious cunt I can be. Oh and I've got to work but unlike Jimbo I don't get to leave the house to do it. And it's already been a long week.

What the feck is Meenzer doing in that clip?

Tube driver? road sweeper ? Most likely sewerage worker with the shit he posts on here.

Because the world is full of idiots such as yourself. It's like Maddox has signed up. Were you always this bitter? Yep, that would be it. Or maybe you could go pretend to be a film maker, again.

wasn't that sung by the cardigans? one of the worst gags ever. You obviously don't know the name of one of their songs then do you? i wouldn't of commented if i didn't understand the joke. they have a song called erase & rewind. you played on that song name. it sucked. i get it. Good, glad to be reviewed by an expert, thanks.

Because the world is full of idiots such as yourself.

Dam you bastids all to hell! I'm up to B and I've gone all "proper" english alphabetising. It's like a library

Please go write the theme song for the NUSC.

Put it this way. If you walked into one of those places that used to be called a record shop, where would find The Beatles, under 'T' or under 'B'? I thought he meant lumping all 'B' acts together then not breaking them down by second letter, third letter, etc.? Of course I do!!!!!!!!!!!!! God how anal are you lot, especially you Martin. So all the abba go together, then all the age of chance, then all the adorable, etc, etc. By the way Alex, you didn't swear at martin! I was only joking. Crack open another Chimay man Sorry man, I'm a bit tetchy, it's all this sorting my CDs aphabetically! And I've only got a gulden draak left! And the bloody indian won't answer their phone so we can order a take away and and and.

Put it this way. If you walked into one of those places that used to be called a record shop, where would find The Beatles, under 'T' or under 'B'? I thought he meant lumping all 'B' acts together then not breaking them down by second letter, third letter, etc.? Of course I do!!!!!!!!!!!!! God how anal are you lot, especially you Martin. So all the abba go together, then all the age of chance, then all the adorable, etc, etc. By the way Alex, you didn't swear at martin!

Fook off stevie, where's Pedro? Can't you fucking read? I thought you'd have Gary McAllister in like Stevie btw. obviously not. Mind you I only think of dogleash as a manager and Pedro to non toon supporters is remembered for his time at Liverpool.

Is something frustrating you at the moment Samuel? I've noticed you're a little tetchy these days. Remember, a problem shared is a problem halved. Nar he's just a cunt I feel that justified a smile I like cunts, they're nice

See I'm with you there Alex. First letter only, group performers together and A/The/An don't count. Except And you will know us by the trail of dead go under And. Also all numbers are in the letter of how the number is spelt.

Is it less like gemmill if I have the excuse we just moved and have taken delivery of our new fuck off CD cabinet? Made out of tassie oak, 1450mm x 1000mm x 400mm! Also can I just alphabetise by the first letter or does it have to be to the letter? It has to be to the letter. Otherwise you end up with The Cardigans between Carter and Cave. Inconceivable. You really are wound quite tight aren't you HF?

Alex, you can seven subs on the bench now

Fook off stevie, where's Pedro?

Is it less like gemmill if I have the excuse we just moved and have taken delivery of our new fuck off CD cabinet? Made out of tassie oak, 1450mm x 1000mm x 400mm! Also can I just alphabetise by the first letter or does it have to be to the letter?

johnny cash - blood, sweat & tears

Yeah but will you still kiss me in the morning? By the way I love the Keegler and I want to see Ashley bankrupt, broke and selling his arse at mardi gra to make a enough for a glass of metho. But it's still because he won't back his managers. And get back to work, no wonder the world's going broke.

toon! the jam - snap